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Ben : Of all the women Spears and Green could have thrown at me, this one is
amazing. Hanging with her for ten days is going to be no problem.
Tony : Right, so, it's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any
other chick, huh?
Ben : That's why I didn't go for the gold immediately.
Tony : Oh.
Ben : I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Thayer : Ten days is a marathon?
Ben : Okay, so it's more like the 3,000-meter hurdle. The point is, she's already
on
the ropes, guys.
Thayer : Wow, that-that's a lot of sports analogies.
Tony : That it? That-that's it?
Ben : That's it.
Tony : Have you looked inside?
Ben : No.
Thayer : Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a
woman's purse?
Ben : Uh, yeah, I guess I do.
Tony : Well, it's hardly a purse, dude. It's more like a clutch or
something.
Ben : Guys, a woman's purse, all right--it's her secret source of power. All
right? There-there are many dark and dangerous things in there that we, the male
species, should know nothing about.
Tony : Oh. Unless, of course, she, uh, left it behind intentionally to secure a
next-day call back.
Ben : Mm-hmm. She's a very clever minx.
Tony : Oops, I'm sorry.
Ben : Oh, God. Um...Oh, shit, we got to clean that up.
Tony : Yeah, yeah.
Ben : Carefully. Carefully. Oh, what have we here? Let us see, let us see. Oh...
Knicks tickets...
Tony : Huh.
Ben : ...for tonight's game.
Girl: Delivery, Andie.
People: Wow, look at those! Oh, who are those for?
Michelle : Andie, oh, my God!
Delivery man: Where do you want these?
People: Who are these to?
Michelle : Wait. "100 times..."...more beautiful..." Wait. "...than 100 roses."
Jeannie : Catchy.
Andie : The guy's in advertising. He can't help it.
Jeannie : So, does this mean he's hooked?
Andie : This means he found the Knicks tickets.
Michelle : You left the tickets in the purse?
Andie : Yeah.
Michelle : You are just on a whole different playing field. Here you go.
Andie : Mm-hmm. Andie Anderson.
Ben : Hey, hey, pretty girl.
Andie : Guess what? I got a really embarrassing display of white roses.
Ben : Well, you are welcome. Listen, I had a wonderful time last night. I have
your bag.
Andie : Ah, I know. I can't believe I left it there.
Ben : Yeah, well, you must need it back, what with all the cash, credit cards,
and...those Knicks tickets for tonight's game.
Andie : Sounds like you've been peeking through
my bag, Ben.
Ben : Oh, absolutely not. Tony, my Art Director, he's an oaf,
and he accidentally knocked it over.
Tony : Ow, right! Yeah, I'm a clumsy man.
Andie : All right, I'm sorry, though. I'm going to the game with somebody else.
Ben : Not anymore. Besides, what? You think you left your purse at my place by
accident? No. Subconsciously, you are dying to take me to that game. Denying
your subconscious desires is extremely dangerous to your health, young lady.
Andie : Does that psycho-babble really
work on anybody?
Ben : You tell me.
Michelle : Andie, you're so bad.
Andie : All right, meet me at the 7th Avenue entrance. 7:30. Don't be late.
Ben : You got it. Bye-bye.
Andie : Bye.
Ben : And that's how it's done.
Andie : And that's how it's done.
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