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Michelle : Hi.
Jeannie : Hi.
Michelle : I-I don't really want to talk about it, okay?
Jeannie : Okay.
Andie : Okay.
Michelle : Okay. Why does this always happen to me? Things were going great for,
like, a week and a half, and then, all of a sudden, it's over, and I am
mystified. Seriously, I am mystified, because it always starts
out so well.
Jeannie : Poor baby.
Andie : Let's just roll with this one.
Michelle : Oh, Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had
***,...it was so beautiful...I cried.
Jeannie : You cried?
Michelle : Yeah.
Andie : You mean, like, one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
Michelle : No. I was really emotional.
I even told him that I loved him.
Andie : After how many days?
Michelle : Five. Two. It was how I felt. I wanted to express myself.
Andie : Okay, well, what did he say?
Michelle : Oh, Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.
But then he started getting really busy, and I didn't know where he was. So I
kept calling him and calling him. He was never home...
Andie : You kept calling him?
Michelle : I didn't leave a message. He didn't know it was me. My
number's blocked.
Jeannie : Oh, l-I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends. You know, men
frequently call their friends' answering machines and hang up 20 times.
Michelle : Anyway...I know why he dumped me:
I'm too fat.
Jeannie : You're not fat!
Andie : Oh, Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you
did, any normal guy would still go running in the other direction.
Michelle : Oh, no. No guy would go running from you, Andie. You could barf all
over him, and he would say, "Do it again."
Andie : That is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.
If I did the things you did, I'd get dumped, too.
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