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Susan :Okay. Yeah, I guess that could be fun. While our friends are toasting
to our everlasting happiness, we can yell, "surprise! It's all a
sham !
Thanks for the crock-pot!"
Jackson : No, no, no. We can't tell anybody this is a fake. The whole thing
could blow
up.
Susan :Can't I at least tell the girls?
Jackson : No way. I mean, they don't call her "Gabby"
for nothing.
Susan :Wow. Ah, fake marriages-they're complicated.
Jackson : I... I... I know I'm asking a lot, Susan.
Susan :No, no. It's okay. I wanna do this. Truth is... I miss you, and the
house has been kind of lonely since you left.
Jackson : Well, I hear you loud
and clear.
Susan :Not that lonely.
Lynette : What are you doing ?
Tom : Thinking.
Lynette : Well, think inside. I made pork chops.
Tom : Aren't you gonna ask me about my job interview ?
Lynette : Oh, right. How'd that go ?
Tom : Ok... Until the 30-year-old who was interviewing me asked me if I'd ever
used twittering
as part of a marketing campaign.
Lynette : And what'd you say?
Tom : Nothing…Because I don't know what "twittering" is.
Lynette : It's a social networking tool where you send instant updates to
anybody whosigns
upfor them.
Tom : So you knew about this, and yet you kept it from me?
Lynette : I didn't keep it from you. It's just one of those tech things that
you don't care about. It's for young people.
Tom : And I am a dinosaur marching into the tar pit.
Lynette : I didn't say that. You're not gonna get a whole lot of sympathy from
me. I just went
through the same thing.
Remember ?
Tom : Yeah, but you didn't tell me how bad it was. That's another thing you
kept from me.
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