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Carrie : There was no better time I
could think of to hire an assistant.
Interviewee 1 : Um, no. I do not lift boxes. Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a
career in fashion. This is not nonfat.
Interviewee 2 : I love your books. Your shit's brilliant.
Carrie : Cathy? You seem drunk.
Interviewee 2 : Little bit. Never made
it to bed last night.
But I type like a motherfucker!
Interviewee 3 : I have a degree in finance from Princeton...and
the last two years, I've been an assistant to A.V.P at Merrill Lynch.
Carrie : That's impressive. And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this
job?
Carrie : So you're from St.
Louis?
Louise : That's right, Louise from St.
Louis.
Carrie : And you have
a degree in computer
science ?
Louise : Yes, that's correct.
Carrie : Well, good for you. I can barely text.
And have you ever been a personal assistant?
Louise : No, but I'm the oldest of six kids...so I'm sure I can handle anything
you got.
Carrie : Six kids, what's that like?
Louise : Crowded. I had to move to New
York just to get some room.
Where did I end
up? ...in a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates.
Carrie : Well, aside from the space issue, why'd you move to New
York?
Louise : To fall in love. What? That's corny,
right?
Carrie : No. No, no, it's... it's just very honest. I don't think that I've heard
anybody say that in a very long time. So Louise fromSt.
Louis, I just have one more question. How does an unemployed girl with
three roommates...afford the patchwork denim bowley Louis Vuitton bag?
Louise : It's rented. Bag borrow or steal? It's like netflix for purses.
Carrie : How can I not know about this?
Louise : Girl, stick with me. I'll hook
you up.
Carrie : And did she hook me up.
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