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Alastair : They sent a copy of The Queen's speech. Well, let's get
the frost off it
first. I've phoned them with a couple of suggestions to make it sound like it
came from a human being.
Tony Blair : Yeah, alright.
Alastair : Well at least the old
bat has finally
agreed to visit Diana's coffin.
Tony Blair : When you get
it wrong, you really get it wrong. That woman has given her
whole life in service to her people, 50 years doing the job. She never wanted a
job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with honour, dignity, and as
far as I could tell, without a singleblemish.
And now we're all baying for
her blood ! All because
she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for someone who threw
everything she offered back in her face, and who for the last
few years seemed committed
24/7 to
destroying everything she holds most dear.
Queen : Hello. Would you like me to place those for you?
Little girl : No.
Queen : Oh.
Little girl : These are for you.
Queen : For me ? Thank you. Thank you very much. |