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Po : Great.
Po : Hi, you are up.
Crane : I am now.
Po : I was just...Some day, huh ? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Biceps sore ?
Crane : Uh...I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So ... Yeah. I should
probably get to sleep now.
Po : Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Crane : OK, thanks.
Po : It's just...Man, I'm such a big
fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbereda
thousand and one, but you didn't stop. And you just... Oh, sorry
about that.
Crane : Uh..look, you don't belong here.
Po : I know. I know. You are right. I don't have ... I just...my whole life I
dreamed of...
Crane : No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is
my room. Property of crane.
Po : Okay. Right, right. So...yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you
up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome -- last thing I wanna
say. Bye-bye. What was that?
Crane : I didn't say anything.
Po : Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well. That seemed a little awkward.
Po : Master Tigress. I didn't mean to wake you, just uh...
Tigress : You do not belong here.
Po : Yeah, yeah, of course, this is your room.
Tigress : I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You are a disgrace to
Kung Fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be
gone by morning.
Po : Big fan.
Master Oogway : I see you have found the sacred
peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
Po : Um...Is that what this is? I'm so sorry. I thought this was just a regular
peach tree.
Master Oogway : I understand. You eat when you are upset.
Po : Upset? I'm not upset... Why why why would I be upset?
Master Oogway : So why are you upset?
Po : I probably sucked more
today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu, in the history of China, in the
history of sucking!
Master Oogway : Probably.
Po : And the five! Man, you should've seen them. They totally hate me.
Master Oogway : Totally.
Po : How is Sifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior? And I'm not like the
five. I got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those....thingies.
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Master Oogway : Quit? Don't quit. Noodles? Don't noodles. You are too concerned
with what was and what will be. There is a saying : Yesterday
is history; tomorrow is a mystery; but today is a gift. That is why it is called
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