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Narrator : Legend tells of a legendary
warrior whose kungfu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in
search of worthy
foes.
Po : I see you like to chew. Maybe
you should chew on my fist !
Narrator : The warrior said nothing for
his mouth was full, then he swallowed and then he spoke.
Po : Enough
talk! Let’s fight ! Shashabooey!
Narrator : He was so deadly in fact that his
enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness
Wolf1 : My eyes!
Wolf2 : He is too awesome.
Rabbit1 : And Attractive.
Rabbit2 : How can we repay you?
Po : There is no charge for awesomeness
or attractiveness. Kablooey!
Narrator : It mattered not how many foes
he faced. They were
no match for his
bodacity.
Narrator : Never before had a panda been
so feared-
Po : -and so loved.
Narrator : Even the most heroic heroes
in all of China, the Furious Five bowed in respect to this great master.
Po : We should hang out. Agreed
Narrator : But hanging out would have to
wait because when you are facing that 10,000 demons of the demon mountain, there
is only one thing that matters and that's-
Monkey : Po! Get up!!
Tigress : You be late for work.
Po : What?!
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