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Dupree : Is there anything worse than having to throw away your porn collection?
Carl : What's going on with you and Molly?
Dupree : What?
Carl : You heard me. Are you in love with my wife?
Dupree : Have you lost your mind? What are you talking about?
Carl : Dupree. Dupree, just answer the question.
Dupree : Whoa, hold on, Jake LaMotta. I'm not gonna...That's
a sick question.
Carl : How come you can't answer it?
Dupree : I'm not going to answer because it doesn't deserve an answer. How could
you ask me something like that?
Carl : You're very clever, Dupree. You're living in my house. You're going
to town on yourself in my living room. And now you're moving
in on my wife.
Dupree : What?
Carl : You think you got it all figured out, but I'm
onto you, and you're
out of here!
Dupree : Oh, no. Hold on. You're not throwing me out of here. I'll leave!
Carl : Good! And while you're at it, leave the flask and the groomsman's outfit.
Dupree : But you gave those to me. Those were gifts. Those were gifts!
Carl : All right! You know, keep those. All those were gifts. But leave the
insignia. Because that was for my best man.
Dupree : Hey. It's for the best. The guy would have been living
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