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Whiteney : Excuse me. Where'd you park your
Harley?
Courtney : Get real.
Tattoos are strictly verboten. Sorry.
Missy : I got bored
during fourth period.
Whiteney : You need to fill one of these out.
Missy : Did it.
Darcy: Missy, is it? Okay, before we start, I'm
afraid we're gonna need to make sure you can do a standing back tuck.
Standard procedure. You understand.
Missy : Standing back
handspring back tuck okay?
Whiteney : Where's this girl from, Romania?
Courtney : Can she yell?
Torrance : We'll try an oldie. Awesome, oh, wow!
Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The
Toros sure are number one.
Missy : I transferred from Los Angeles ! Your school
has no gymnastics team!
This is a last resort! Okay, so I've
never cheered before. So what? How about something
that actually requires neurons?
Courtney : Do it.
Whiteney : Front
handspring, step out, round off, back handspring,
step out, round off, back handspring, full twisting
lay out.
Torrance : Missy is bank.
Courtney : Uh, bankrupt. We've already so decided on
Jamie.
Torrance : Courtney, this is not a democracy. It's a
"cheerocracy. " I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
Courtney : You are being a "cheertator," Torrance,
and a pain in my ass!
We already voted. Besides, Missy looks like an
uber dyke.
Torrance : Courtney, I'm the captain. I'm
pulling rank,
and you can fall in line
or not. If we're gonna be the best, we have to have
the best. Missy's the poo. So take a big whiff. |
