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Narissa : You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back
up and get ready for the main event!
Nathaniel : You selfish, evil...
Narissa : Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus! All this
nauseating talk of "true love's kiss."
It really does bring out the
worst in me.
Robert : Stay back.
Narissa : You know, I've been thinking. If I'm going
to remain queen, I'm going to need some sort of
story when I go back. Hmm. What if a giant, vicious
beast showed up and killed everyone? And poor,
defenseless Queen Narissa, she just couldn't save
them. Let's begin with the girl who started it all,
shall we?
Robert :
Over my dead
body.
Narissa : All right.
I'm
flexible.
Robert : Ah! Let me go!
Narissa : Come along, Giselle. I don't want you to
miss this ending.
Robert : Ah! Let me go! Ah! Put me down! You're
crazy!
Narissa : No, spiteful, vindictive, very large. But
never crazy. Ah!
Robert : Giselle!
Narissa : Oh, my. This is
a twist on our story! It's the brave
little princess coming to the rescue. I guess that
makes you the damsel in
distress, huh,
handsome? Keep
up with me, dear. It's
time to take our tale to new heights!
Ha…!
Edward : Pip! You'd like to finally be
released......to help Giselle......to best the
beast. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Pip : Thank you.
Giselle : Narissa! I'm not going to let you take him!
Narissa : We're coming to the end of our story now.
Are you
at the edge of your seat,
Giselle, just dying to know how it ends?
Giselle : Pip!
Narissa : How about this: "And they all lived happily
ever after!" Well, at least I did. |
