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Mrs. Raymond : What a surprise ! I can't remember the
last time you brought me flowers !
Miles : Happy birthday, Mom.
Jack : They're from both of us.
Mrs. Raymond : A famous actor bringing me flowers for
my birthday !
Jack : Right ? Yeah !
Mrs. Raymond : Don't I feel special ?
Jack : And champagne!
Miles : Famous actor's getting married next week,
Mom.
Mrs. Raymond : Oh, that's right! Isn't that nice. I
hope that girl knows how lucky she is marrying no
less than Derek
Sommersby.
Jack : Gosh, that was like, 11 years ago, Mrs.
Raymond.
Mrs. Raymond : Well, you were wonderful in that show !
Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in
the world is a sin ! Oh, now, Miles, why didn't you
tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome
man ? Look how I'm dressed ! I've gotta run and put my face on.
Jack : You look fabulous, Mrs. Raymond.
Mrs. Raymond : Oh, stop it ! Make yourselves
comfortable. You boys hungry ?
Miles : Yeah, I'm hungry.
Just a snack.
TV announcer : The Germans lost almost a million men.
To replace them, Hitler turned to his last resort of
manpower.
Jack : This is delicious, Mrs. Raymond. Absolutely
delicious.
Mrs. Raymond : They're just leftovers.
Jack : I-Is this chicken ?
Mrs. Raymond : I could have made something fancier if
a certain someone had let me know that a certain
someone was coming for a visit and bringing a
certain special friend.
Miles : It was a surprise, Mom.
Mrs. Raymond : And I could've already put clean
sheets on the other bed and the foldout. You are
staying. Wendy, Ron and the twins are picking us up
at 11:30 to go to brunch at the Sheraton. They do a
magnificent job there.
Miles : You talked to Wendy ?
Mrs. Raymond : Just now. She's thrilled ! And the
twins --
Miles : No, no, I bet. I bet. Yeah. Well, you know,
Jack is pretty eager to, uh, to get up to, um, You
know. Uh, but, yeah, absolutely. And we'll see how
it goes.
Mrs. Raymond : Well, you boys do what you want. I
just thought it would be nice for us to be together
as a family on my birthday.
Miles : Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'll be right back.
Mrs. Raymond : And what was that other one you did ?
The one where you were the jogger.
Jack : Oh, that was for, um, Spray 'n Wash.
Mrs. Raymond : Spray 'n Wash! That's the one !
Jack : Gosh. I remember the girl that was in it with
me. She was somethin'.
Mrs. Raymond : I just remember you jogging.
Jack : Whoo-hoo!
Mrs. Raymond : So, when's the wedding ?
Miles : Next Saturday, Mom. Remember ? We told you.
Jack : And Miles is my best man, Mrs. Raymond. My
main man.
Mrs. Raymond : Miles, when are you going to get
married again ?
Miles : I just got divorced, Phyllis. |
