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Jessica : I
know your last name is Sherman, right? And that
rhymes with The Terminator which was a big hit movie
what, ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's
ever really gone for
it.
Sherman :
System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.
Jessica :
What a freak.
Kevin : Vic,
hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a
chance to hang out,
you know, catch up.
Vicky : Well,
what are you doing this weekend?
Kevin : I can
get together.
Vicky : Cool.
Let's hang out.
Kevin : All
right.
Jessica :
Bye, Kev.
Kevin : See
ya, Jess.
Vicky : Bye.
Woman : No,
no, that's all wrong.
Vicky : Thank
you. Have a nice day. Good-bye.
Jessica : So
what does he mean, "meet
up"?
Vicky : You
know, like hang out,
grab lunch, whatever. I told you,
we're just friends now. And he totally understands.
Jessica : Oh,
yeah, I'm sure he understands quite well.
Vicky : He
does.
Jessica : Oh,
no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean,
seriously.
Kevin : Sure.
Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her
making plans with anyone else.
Oz : Right.
Kevin : I
mean, I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that
puts me on deck. Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy
since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of
her entire guy-related life.
Stifler : You
dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept
with at least three.
Kevin : What?
Stifler :
When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with,
multiply it by three and that's the real number.
Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?
Jessica :
Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay? Much
like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on
in here and gang-bang me between the Afros and the
bell bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. Kevin
Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan.
Vicky : But
why would he lie to me?
Jessica :
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of
three.
Vicky : The
rule of what?
Jessica :
Three. A guy tells you how many girls he's hooked
up with, it's not even close to
that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then
you get the real total. So, if Kev’s saying it's
been three girls, it's more like one, or none.
Vicky : None?
Jessica :
Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as
gravity.
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