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Oz : Morning,
dude.
Stifler :
Come on, Ozzy. It's show
time. Ozzy, before you go to Ann
Arbor to pick up Heather, I wanna show you what
you're missing.
Oz : See what
they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay,
here we go. Moment of
truth.
Stifler :
Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties!
Oz : Super.
Stifler :
There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look,
you pussy. Look. What the fuck, man? Come on! I'm
disappointed in you. Here it is, the end of our
freshman year and you screwed one girl. One.
You're a disgrace to men
everywhere. I mean, look at the
Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm
not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks,
baby.
Oz : Here's a
new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl.
You two become best friends. You don't bother
counting how many times you have sex with each
other. You just laugh at the people that do count.
Stifler :
Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so
you can eat my ass.
Teacher:
Okay, people. Notebooks closed. Let's get
this exam rolling.
Stifler :
Holy shit, dude. We got an exam today?
Oz : You
kiddin me?
Stifler :
Bullshit.
Heather :
Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political
science again.
Oz : Hey.
How'd you do?
Heather : Oh,
fine.
Oz : Yeah?
Heather : I
can't believe I'm doing this summer abroad thing.
Last thing I need is
more classes.
Oz : You're
gonna have a great time.
Kevin :
Hello, summer! Did that
exam blow or what?
Heather :
Yeah, it sucked.
Kevin : Ozzy!
Oz : Kev,
what's up, man? How are you?
Kevin : Good.
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