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Juno : This
is even better than Suspiria.
Mark : What'd
I tell ya?
Juno : Cool
dolls. You have decent taste in
slasher movies.
Mark : Here’s
the dovetailing interests.
Juno : Have
you guys thought of any names for the baby yet?
Mark : Sort
of, yes. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.
Juno :
Madison? What- hold on. Isn't that like, a little,
gay?
Mark : Well,
pretentious much?
Should everyone just have a mysterious name like
Juno?
Juno : My
dad’s-, you see my dad went through this huge
obsession with Roman and Greek mythology. So He
decided to name me after Zeus’s wife, and Zeus,
like, had tons of lays,
but I’m pretty sure Juno was his only wife. She was
supposed to be, like, really beautiful but really
mean. Like Diana Ross.
Mark : That
suits you.
Juno :
Thanks?
Mark :
You’re something else.
It’s Vanessa. You'd better go.
Juno : What?
Why?
Mark : She
hates when I sit around
watching movies and I don't contribute.
Juno : I’ll
handle this. I’m really good at diffusing mom-type
rage.
Mark : No,
Juno, no.
Vanessa : Hi,
Mark? Where are you? I got some… Juno, what's going
on?
Juno :
Nothing.
Vanessa :
What are you doing here? What's wrong?
Juno :
Nothing, actually I went to the doctor today.
Vanessa : Is
there something wrong with the baby?
Juno : The
baby is great. It’s the right size and everything. I
even saw its phalanges today! Here. It's the baby.
It's your baby. It kinda looks like it’s waving. You
know like it’s saying "Hey, Vanessa. Will you be my
mom?"
Vanessa :
Yeah, it kind of does.
Mark : Juno
was nice enough to bring that over for us today.
Juno : Yeah.
I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my
pelvis. It was crazy actually, my stepmom verbally
abused the ultrasound tech and
we got escorted off the premises.
Wow, what kind of swag did you score?
Mark :
Mall madness,
huh?
Vanessa :
It’s just some stuff I picked up for the baby.
Juno : What-
Don't you usually get all that stuff like a
baby shower?
Just my stepmom was pregnant with my little sister
and she got a million gifts. You know but I wasn't
jealous 'cause they all were super lame.
Mark : I
doubt anyone’s gonna throw us a shower.
Juno : Why
wouldn't they throw you a baby shower?
Vanessa : I
don't think people know how to feel about this
situation because it’s not
set in stone.
Juno : What
isn't set... no no no no no, You don't think I’m
going to flake out
on you?
Vanessa : No,
I don’t, Juno. We went through a situation before
where it didn’t work out.
Mark :
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