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Su-Chin : All babies want
to get borned! All-
Juno : Hey Su-Chin.
Su-Chin : Oh. Hi, Juno.
How are you?
Juno : You know,
pretty solid.
So did you, did you
write that paper for
Worth's class yet?
Su-Chin : No, not yet. I
tried to work on it a
little last night, but
I’m
having trouble
concentrating.
Juno : I'll sell you some
of my
Adderall
if you-
Su-Chin : No thanks, I'm
off
pills.
Juno : That's a wise
choice 'cause I knew
this girl, she had this
crazy
freak-out. She took
too many behavioral meds
at once and she, she
just like ripped off her
clothes and dove into
the fountain at
Ridgedale Mall, it was
like, “Blaaaaah! I’m a
kraken from the sea!”
Su-Chin : I heard that
was you.
Juno : It was good seeing
you, Su-Chin.
Su-Chin : Your baby
probably has a beating
heart, you know? It can
feel pain, and it has
fingernails.
Juno : Fingernails?
Really?
Woman : Welcome to Women
Now, where women are
trusted friends. Please
put your hands where I
can see them and
surrender any bombs.
Juno : Hey, I’m here for
the
big
show.
Woman : Your name,
please?
Juno : Juno MacGuff. She
thinks I’m using a
fake
name.
Like Gene Simmons or
Mother Teresa.
Woman : I
need you to fill these
out, both sides. Don’t
skip any details.
We need to know about
every score and every
sore. |
