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Leah :
Yo-yo-yiggity-yo.
Juno :
I'm a suicide risk.
Leah : Juno?
Juno :
No, it's Morgan Freeman,
do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah :
Only the one in my
pants.
Juno : I'm
pregnant.
Leah : What?
Honest to blog?
Juno : Yeah,
yeah, it's Bleeker's.
Leah : It's
probably just a food
baby, did you have a big lunch?
Juno : No,
This is not a food baby, all right? I've taken like,
three pregnancy tests and I am
fo' shiz up the spout.
Leah : How
did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy
tests? That's amazing.
Juno : I
don't know, I drank like ten tons of SunnyD. Anyway,
dude, I, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're
acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah : Is
this for real?
Like for real for real?
Juno :
Unfortunately yes.
Leah : Oh, my
God! Oh shit! Phuket
Thailand!
Juno : That
was kind of the emotion that I was searching for
on the first take.
Leah : So,
are you going to Havenbrook or Women Now? ‘Cause you
know you need a note from your parents for
Havenbrook.
Juno : Yeah,
I know. No, I'm going to go to Women Now, just
'cause they help out women now.
Leah : Do you
want me to call for you? Because I called for Becky
last year.
Juno : No, I
can call myself. Oh, but I do need your help with
something, it's like critically important. |
