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Man : Well,
well, if it isn't
MacGuff the Crime Dog. Back for
another test?
Juno : I think
the first one was defective; the
plus sign looks
more like a division
symbol, so I remain unconvinced.
Man : Third
test today, Momma Bear,
your eggo's preggo, no doubt about it.
Woman : It's
really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown?
Man : Yeah,
maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms,
knocked you up
twice.
Juno :
Silencio you,
old man. Look, I just
drank my weight in SunnyD and I
gotta go pronto.
Man : Well,
you know where the lavatory is. Pay for that
pee stick when
you're done. Don't think it's yours just 'cause you
marked it with your urine. What's the prognosis,
Fertile Myrtle:
Minus or plus?
Juno : I don't
know, it's not seasoned
yet. I'll take some of these. Now.
There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
Man : That
ain't no Etch-a-Sketch,
this is one doodle that can't be undid,
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