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Lisa : We are at the
tipping point, people. If we don't
do something now, I'm sorry, I lost my
train of thought.
Isn't he dreamy?
Man : Agreed.
Lisa : Okay, so here's the
bottom line : If
we don't change our ways right now, pollution in
Lake Springfield will be at this level.
Audience : That's not so bad.
Lisa : No, the lift is stuck. Am I
getting through to
anyone?
Audience :
Hell, yeah. We need a new one of those things.
Man : All
in favor of
a new scissor lift, say ''aye. ''
Audience :
Aye.
Lisa : No!
This lake is just one piece of trash away from a
toxic nightmare. But I knew you wouldn't listen. So
I took the liberty
of pouring water from the lake in
all your drinking glasses.
Audience :
This is why we should hate kids.
Man : This is
serious, people. No more dumping in the lake. I
hereby declare a state of emergency.
Code black.
Man : Black?
That's the worst color there is. No offense there,
Carl.
Carl : I get
it all the time. |
