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Homer : Then say hello to the newest Simpson.
Marge : Homer! I believe what happened in church was
a warning about precisely this. Please, get rid of
that pig.
Homer : Oh, you're gonna love him. Look,
he does an impression of you.
You
nailed her.
He also does me. You smiled. I'm
off the hook.
Oh, you have so many looks.
Bart : So that's what
snug is.
Homer : Who's a good pig? Who's a good pig?
Flanders : Rough day, huh, son?
Bart : You don't know what rough is, sister.
Flanders : Bart, you know, whenever my boys
bake up a batch of frownies
I take them fishing. Does your dad ever take you
fishing?
Bart : Dad, it's not fair to use a
bug zapper to
catch the fish.
Homer : If you love fish like I do, you want them to
die with dignity. I think I have a nibble.
Bart : I think fishing might be more fun with you.
Flanders : Oh, great. Now, how about I fix you some
cocoa?
Bart : No way. Cocoa's for
wusses.
Flanders : Well, sir, if you change your mind, it's
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