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Homer : All right, boy, time for the ultimate dare. I
dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back
naked.
Bart : How naked?
Homer : Fourth base.
Bart : Girls might see my doodle.
Homer : Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare you chicken
for life. Every morning, you'll wake up to ''Good
morning, chicken.'' At your wedding, I'll sing…
Boy : I like men now.
Woman : Don't look where I'm pointing!
Policeman : Stop in the
name of American squeamishness!
Flanders : Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank
the Lord for this bountiful--Penis?!
Kids : Bountiful penis. Amen.
Policeman : Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes
in public, but, you know, it's the law.
Policeman : Lunchtime!
Bart : You can't just leave me out here.
Policeman : Don't worry, we found a friend for you to
play with.
Woman : Nelson, honey, where have you been?
Bart : Dad!
Homer : What seems to be the problem, officers?
Bart : Tell him you dared me to do it.
Policeman : If that's true, then you should be
taking
the rap here, not your son.
Homer : And what happens to me if it's my fault?
Policeman : You'll have to attend a one-hour
parenting class.
Homer : It was all his idea! He's out of control, I
tell you! I'm at my
wits' end. It's so…
Policeman : See you in court, kid.
Homer : Okay, son, let's get some lunch.
Bart : Did you at least bring my clothes?
Homer : Shirt, socks, everything you need.
Bart : You didn't bring my pants.
Homer : Who am I, Tommy Bahama? |
