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Bart : You know, we are on the roof. We could have
some fun.
Homer : What kind of fun?
Bart : How about a dare contest?
Homer : That sounds fun. I dare you to climb the TV
antenna!
Bart : Piece of cake.
Homer : Earthquake! Aftershock!
Flanders : Homer, I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis
or anything
but if he falls, couldn’t that make your boy a paraplege
arino?
Homer : Shut up, Flanders.
Bart : Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer : Well said, boy. Steady. Steady. Steady.
Lisa : Hello. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday but I'm
sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake
Springfield as I am. Lake Springfield has higher
levels of mercury than ev--
Woman : Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa : Lake Springfield --
Millhouse : Come on over, Lisa. You can canvass me as
long as you want.
Lisa : Milhous, you don't care about the environment.
Millhouse : Hey. I am very passionate about the
planet.
Boy : Say global warming is a myth.
Millhouse : It's a myth! Further study is needed!
Boy : That's for selling out your beliefs.
Lisa : Oh, poor Milhous.
Millhouse : Dream coming true.
Colin : Are you aware that a
leaky faucet can
waste over--?
Lisa : Two thousand gallons a year.
Colin : And turning off your lights can save—
Lisa : Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
Colin : And if we kept our thermostats at 68 in
the winter --
Lisa : We'd be free from
our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.
Colin : I'm Colin.
Lisa : I haven't seen you at school.
Colin : Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa : Is he--
Colin : He's not Bono.
Lisa : I just thought, because you're Irish and
you care about —
Colin : He's not Bono.
Lisa : Do you play?
Colin : Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums and bass.
Lisa : He's pure gold,
for once in your life, be cool.
Colin : So is your name as pretty as your face? |
