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Mary : What shall we do?
Stan : I don't
know. Mellow out.
You're freaking me out.
Mary : Well.
We have to do something. He could wake up all
half-baked.
Stan : Ok.
Quiet. You're freaking me out.
Mary : All
gooey and… and… half -baked. Um. That sounds so
good. I'm hungry.
Stan : OK. Um…
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Mary : Oh! Oh!
Stan : What?
What? What?
Mary : We
should call Howard!
Stan : No way!
No sir, man. This is my… I can handle this. You
can't call Howard.
Mary : He’s a
half-baked cookie. He’s… There's no time to fuck
around.
Stan : I've
got this under control. What are you talking about?
Mary : Stop
fucking around!
Stan : Okay.
I'll call Howard.
Howard : Hello?
Stan : Hello?
Howard? Hey, It's Stan. Um… I'm working on this guy
down here and we seem to have lost him for a moment.
And uh, I can’t, I can't bring him back up.
Howard : OK. Uh. Tell me what happened before he disappeared.
Stan : Well, I
wasn't sure, really, because I was away from the
monitor for a minute and I had it on auto-pilot
because I had to, I had to pee.
Howard : Well, where, where was Patrick?
Stan : Patrick? Patrick had to go home sick.
Howard : Oh. Jesus. OK. What's the address?
Stan : I know. I'm so sorry.
Howard : That’s OK. Come on.
Stan : I'm at
159 South Village. Apartment 1-E. Rockville Center. Mary?
Mary : Yeah?
Stan : He's coming right now.
Mary : I'm staying.
Stan : Get your stuff. Mary.
Mary : I’m staying.
Stan : I think you should go.
Mary : Hell. No.
Stan : Mary. Shit.
Mary : I am so stoned.
Stan : Please, Mary, you have to go.
Mary : Stop being stoned Mary. I don't want him to see me
stoned.
Stan : Mary,
you have no idea how much trouble we're gonna get
into if Howard comes -
Clementine : Joel, stop! Joel. Look! Hey! Joel! Joel.
Joel : I want her to pick me up. It's weird how strong that desire is.
Clementine : Joel! Joe! Look at me! You'll remember me in the
morning and you'll come to me, and you'll tell me
about us, and we'll
start over.
Woman: Pat? I just… Pat? I thought we could have a little
cocktail.
Joel : That Patrick guy, he's copying me.
Clementine : What Patrick guy?
Joel : That
guy! He's here. In my apartment. He’s one of the
eraser guys. He fell for
you when they were doing you, and now he's
introduced himself like he doesn't even know you and
you guys are dating.
Clementine : Really? Is he cute?
Patrick : Clem. There's nothing wrong with you. You're the
most wonderful person I've ever met. You're kind and
beautiful and smart and funny and nice.
Clementine : What?!
Stan : Okay. Alright.
Mary : Oh. Move! Move! Come on, let's go! Ah! I'm still stoned.
Those eyedrops you gave me didn't do shit.
Stan : Be cool. Be
cool.
Howard : Hello, Mary. What are you doing here?
Stan : Uh, hi, Howard. Sh-she was just here to help out. |
