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Sara : Hi.
Man 1 : Hi.
Alex : Excuse
me.
Man 1 : That's
my seat, man.
Alex : Hi.
Sara : Hi.
Casey : Hi.
Man 2 : My
name is Ron. 28.
Alex : Albert
Brennaman is a good man. In fact, Albert Brennaman
is a great man.
Man 2 : I just
got out of
a five-year relationship. I'm a lot of fun at
parties. I like dogs....
Alex : And
then you're mad at me for what I do for a living?
Sara : Look,
I've already got your number so why don't you go
consult your conscience?
Alex : Albert
is in love with her.
Sara : Oh,
yeah, just like Sebastian?
Man 1 : Is
there a problem?
Sara : Oh, no,
just one sec.
Alex : What do
you have against Allegra anyway?
Sara :
Nothing. My interest is protecting women from
assholes like you.
Man 2 : I did
ice climbing once.
Alex : You
don't even know me.
Sara : And
whose fault is that?
Man 2 : ...the
sun comes up, the ice really starts to fall
apart.
Casey : I bet.
I'm sorry. Do you know this guy?
Sara :
Apparently not.
Man 1 : You're
in my seat, buddy.
Alex : You
really....I'm doing you a favor, believe me.
Man 2 :
Basically, I like outdoor sports. But indoor sports
have their place, too.
Alex : There
are certain aspects of my job that are secretive,
alright …
Sara : And my
job is to try to find the truth.
Alex : The
truth? You wouldn't know
the truth if it kicked you in the head.
Sara : If
Albert Brennaman has to
take a fall for it, so be it.
Alex : Why
don't you say what's really
pissing you off?
Man 1 : Ok,
buddy, I've been waiting to talk to her--
Alex : You
want to sit down? Here you go. Gong!
Casey :
Actually, you're not supposed to move.
Alex : I'm
Alex Hitchens. No, it's okay. Go.
Casey : I'm
Casey.
Alex : Hi,
Casey.
Casey : I work
for a small publishing house in the press department
which isn't actually where I want to be. But it's a
good house--
Sara : You
handled me. You manipulated me. You researched me
and you showed me my great-grandfather's signature.
Casey : Wait.
You're Ellis Island? I thought that was real sweet.
Alex : Thank
you.
Sara : Case,
you're not helping.
Alex : Excuse
me, I'm on a date. Does it ever occur to women that
maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know,
because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could
just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said: "I
like you." "I like you." "I like you."
Casey : That’s
OK to me.
Man 2 :
Actually, you can't tell them you like them.
Man 3 : Yeah.
I tried that one. It didn't go well.
Man 1 : I've
crashed and burned on that.
Sara : That is
what you did, and I did like you! I just didn't know
I was being worked over
by some professional.
Man 2 : He
doesn't have a badge.
Sara : You
know the only time he was sincere or spontaneous was
when everything was going horribly wrong or when you
were stoned out of your
head.
Man 3 : I'm
sorry to interrupt. Do I know you?
Alex : No, I
don't think so. You wanna see me be spontaneous?
Sara : Sure,
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