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Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Oh, come on.
Ben : What?
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
That's good, right?
Ben : No.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
No, it was in and it
freaked out.
Ben : You know what your
problem is, Hitch?
You're all about the
short game.
You pick your shots
based on what you see
first not what's
necessarily best for you
in the long
run.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Well. All of us are not
married to the woman of
our dreams and about to
have a baby. You know,
I'm very happy for you.
Just not meant for
everybody. So please
just leave me to my hot,
sweaty, totally varied,
wildly experimental
short game.
Ben : I was just talking
about
pool,
but you know, whatever.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Yeah, okay.
Ben : Honestly, I just
hope one day you're able
to experience the
unconditional love, and
trust, and openness
that, you know, I share
with Grace every single
day.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Is this really barroom
talk?
Ben : You need to listen
to me, man, I'm serious.
Because when you get to
a place with a woman
like that it's so beyond
anything physical that
when I think back to
when I used to
run
around
with you and chase all
these really gorgeous
but, you know, shallow
women I don't know,
it's, it’s kind of
ridiculous and vaguely
pathetic.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Yeah, I see what you
mean. That's pathetic.
So when is Grace due
again?
Ben : Soon.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
You excited?
Ben : What'd you say?
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Do you want me to go get
them and bring them over
here?
Ben : No, no, no, don't,
don’t, don’t do that.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Are you saying you don't
wanna talk to them
because you can't go
home with them?
Ben : Hi, what do you
want from me? I'm just
trying to
keep
my head above water.
Casey : Hi, did you ever
hear of this guy they
call him Date Doctor?
Sara :
Urban myth.
Casey : Really?
Sara : Absolutely.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
I'll go get those girls,
bring them over here and
we'll have a
conversation like human
beings. Then you're
gonna home, and I’m
gonna take them back to
my apartment.
Ben : Well, that sounds
like fun for me. But you
know, you might want to
get
in line,
pal.
Man : Hey, girl.
Woman : Hey, how are you?
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Hey, baby, can I get a
couple Coronas over at
the pool table, please?
Thanks.
Woman : Excuse me. Excuse
me.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Lime wedges in the
bottle's fine.
Woman : Hey, asshole, I
don't work here.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens :
Well. I'm sorry. You-
The paramedics will have
to come to
get
my foot out of my mouth,
sweetheart.
Woman : Just don't let it
happen again.
Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens : I
knew you didn't work
here.
Woman : You did? |
