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Sara Melas :
What is it about guys that makes them want to screw
anything that walks even when they're going out with
someone as awesome
as Allegra Cole? I mean she's only the most fabulous
thing walking around New York. Thanks, Young. Are
you kidding? Of course I'm gonna
run it. Why
should she waste her
heart on some Swedish aristo-brat?
Even if he is gorgeous. Hei, if he's stupid enough
to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to
get caught. Exactly. I'm in the elevator. See you in
a minute.
Woman : Good
morning, how are you?
Geoff :
Bitter, party of one.
Sara : You
should try it sometime.
Geoff :
Barbados by myself? I wouldn't last five minutes.
Sara : It was
just what the doctor ordered. I
slept in, I did
my yoga, I read a couple of books, I flirted with my
scuba instructor.
Geoff : And
apparently never left the office.
Sara : I know,
isn't that great?
Geoff : You
should've taken someone with you.
Sara : Who!
Who am I gonna take with me?
Geoff : This
is where a boyfriend
comes in handy.
Sara : I don't
have time for a boyfriend.
Geoff : You
said that two years ago.
Sara : Yes,
and it's as true today as it was then.
Man : Hi!
Sara : Hi!
Man : I
thought you were on vacation.
Sara : See if
these are in focus and have them in my desk in an
hour. Besides, relationships are for people they’re
just waiting for something better to come along.
Max : Spoken
like a true cynic.
Sara : I'm not
a cynic. I'm a realist.
Max : You are
a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an
optimist. What are you doing here? What is she doing
here?
Sara : She
works here, remember?
Max : No, she
doesn't. Not for another four days.
Sara : This
couldn't wait.
Max : Of
course it could. What are you doing? Go back to the
beach. I don't want you here.
Sara : No,
really, you do.
Max : You are
becoming a sick, workaholic lunatic and this is
exactly the kind of nervous, overwrought behavior
that leads to--
Sara :
Pictures of Sebby with a busty brunette.
Max : A very,
very big raise. Jesus. You could
find dirt in a snowstorm.
Sara : Comes
with the job.
Max : You
know, kiddo, there is more to life than watching
other people live it.
Sara : Can I
help he was cheating on
my beach?
Max : Hei. I
think it's great that you're so good at your job.
I'm just a little worried as to why.
Sara : Let me
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