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Donna : Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at
Daddy's work. And we just need to bring the
bikes back for now.
Ben : But I already
told Kevin O'Doyle I got a new bike.
Donna : Well, we can
paint my old bike and make it look new.
Ben : That's a girl's
bike. All the kids make fun of me. No!
Michael : I can't
take this anymore. Fast-forward me to my promotion.
Ammer : So here's to
Michael Newman, the greatest partner I could ever
dream of.
All : Hear!
Michael : Thank you.
Thank you, guys. My family thanks you. I'm gonna do
the best I can and I won't let you down, I promise.
All : Yeah!
Woman :
Congratulations, Mr. Newman.
Michael : This is
great. Thank you.
Ammer : How's it
feel, killer?
Michael : Feels
incredible, sir.
Ammer : Well, you
earned it. I'm telling you. Not just because of that
Watsuhita project either. But for helping me
pick up the slack,
now I'm spending time with my special lady.
Janine : Hey, Dinkie.
Michael : Are you
kidding me? You guys have been dating a couple of
months now? That's pretty huge for this one.
Janine : No, the
first few months were easy. It was the one-year hump
that was the tough part.
Ammer : Her
inappropriate weekend with my brother in Cabo...
well, that was a potential
speed bump. But,
well, Dr. Bergman helped us work through it, didn't
he, honey? How's he doing for you and Donna?
Michael : Dr.
Bergman. What do you mean?
Michael : "Good one,
Donna"?
Bergman : Michael,
relax.
Michael : Who is this
big mouth?
Why can't you and I just talk?
Donna : Why? Because
there is no talking to you. You're never home to
talk to. When you are, you're just sitting there
staring off into space.
Michael : Donna, I’m
on autopilot. Donna, what do you want from me?
Donna : This is what
happens. He's gonna answer his phone.
Michael : What the
heck happened? I didn't even touch the remote.
Donna : Great, you
wanna start watching TV at dinner now?
Samantha : Oh, can
we?
Michael : Samantha.
My little angel. Look at you. Look how long your
hair's getting. When did you grow up? What… Ben, get
over here. Don't you worry. I'm not gonna work
tonight. We’re gonna watch Dragon Tales together.
What do you say?
Samantha : Dragon
Tales is for babies, Dad. I wanna watch CSI.
Ben : Yeah, CSI. It's
the episode when they find the lady's arm.
Michael : What
happened? I missed the whole Dragon Tales era?
Michael : I wanna be
with you every minute of my life, that's why I gotta
leave right now. Have a great day!
James Earl Jones :
Once again, Michael left Donna in bed confused and
unsatisfied.
Michael : Shut up,
James Earl Jones!
James Earl Jones :
No, you shut up, big mouth!
Ammer : Michael!
Michael : Vow… Mr.
Ammer is here.
Ammer : Your first
day as a partner, you come to work in a fricking
bathrobe?
Michael : I… I did. I
did. I, John, I just feel we should stop wasting our
energy on corporate brown-nosing and worrying who's
got the better suit. Armani, Calvin Klein, who
cares? Let's concentrate on what really matters, the
work.
Ammer : That's the
craziest thing I've ever heard. But goddamn it,
you're right. Life-changing. I feel freer.
Michael : Yeah...
Keep the pants on.
Ammer : Oh. Sexual
harassment, eh? Speaking of life-changing, there's
something, or actually someone, I'd like to talk to
you about. Janine.
Michael : Everything
okay?
Ammer : Michael,
Janine and I’ve decided to drop out of the rat race,
slow down and move to Morocco.
Michael : Morocco?
Ammer : Morocco.
Michael : Okay.
Ammer : Eric
Lamensoff will assume my day-to-day responsibilities
and I'd like you to take his job.
Michael : But Eric
Lamensoff is the head of the whole international
division. I, I've been your partner one day.
Ammer : So? Every
account you worked on turned into gold. You know, I
wouldn't be surprised if one day you ended up being
our CEO.
Michael : Hey, I
would love for that to happen, but-- No! No, no, no!
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