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Mr. Watsuhita : I
don't know about you Americans but to me there is no
doubt Ichiro is the greatest of all time.
Japanese : Yeah, he's
incredible.
Michael : You gotta
admit, you can always count on Matsui.
Japanese : Oh,
Matsui.
Ammer : Well, if you
guys love Ichiro and Matsui so much, let's order
them both. I'll eat anything.
Mr. Watsuhita :
Excuse us for a moment.
Ammer : Absolutely,
Mr. Watsuhita.
Michael : See you
guys in a bit.
Ichiro and Matsui are baseball players. You just
insulted their national heroes.
Ammer : I'm going to
the bathroom to slit my wrists.
Michael : I'll be
here.
Japanese 1 : These
morons are so boring. They make me wanna take a
sword and chop my own dick off.
Japanese 2 : That
hotel design? I'd like to rip it up. Egghead watched
a bad documentary on Asian architecture.
Japanese 3 : Who
needs a stupid river in the lobby? Let's build more
rooms and maximize profits.
Mr. Watsuhita : Eat
as fast as you can. Then we can get out of here and
do Jell-O
shots at America's greatest cultural achievement:
T.G.I. Friday's.
Japanese : T.G.I.
Friday's!
Ammer : All right,
Michael, save us.
Michael : I'm all over it,
baby. Before we order, I was looking at our
proposal. You know what? After getting to know you a
little bit, I realize this is not what you're all
about. In fact, let's just throw it out, all right?
Start from scratch. The river in the lobby idea,
what an egghead move. Let's just keep all the plans
simple, forget all the niceties, maximize our
revenue. That's what it's all about anyways, the
profits. But do me a favor. Just give us your
account and your trust. That way we can get the hell out of
this dump, go to T.G.I. Friday's, do some Jell-O
shots till this guy pukes up a lung.
Japanese : Fuck,
yeah.
Mr. Watsuhita :
That's what I'm talking about.
Michael : Yes, yes!
The king is home! Hello, hello! How can you goons
sleep when you know I got you presents?
Ben : You did?
Samantha : What is
it?
Michael : What is it?
Well, if you bring your tushies downstairs, we'll
find out.
Ben : I'm coming.
Samantha : I'm
coming.
Michael : Honey, get
your sweet little buns downstairs too. Come on, come
on! Come and get them.
Ben&Samantha :
Awesome! No way!
Michael : Yeah, yeah.
Ben : It must have
cost a million dollars!
Michael : That's
chump change
now. You guys deserve the best and that's what
you're gonna get from now on, okay?
Donna : What's all
this?
Michael : Well, look
who's here. You guys wanna ride these bikes?
Ben&Samantha : Yeah!
Michael : Let's take
them outside! Wake the O'Doyles, let them see what
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