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Morty : Everyone goes
on autopilot now and then. The big difference is now
you've got a nifty remote to help you decide when.
Michael : This thing
is the best.
Morty : By the way,
your wife? Absolutely gorgeous.
Michael : She is,
isn't she?
Morty : Perfect face.
Tight, rocking body.
Michael : You okay?
Morty : Amazing.
Michael : What is?
Morty : She
fell for
a
schlub like you.
Michael : I'm a
schlub? I don't know about that, pal. I see a
good-looking man right there. You wanna see what a
stud I used to be? Yeah? All right, let's take a
look at some of the girls I used to fool around with
before I met Donna. Oh.
Morty : Is that a man
or a woman?
Michael : A woman.
Morty : What is this,
Animal Planet? Stop.
Michael : Yes.
Morty : You know,
sometimes it's better to keep certain memories just
in your head.
Michael : So I've
learned, Morty. Good night. Thank you.
Morty : Good night,
Michael.
Michael : I'm getting
sick, man. Fast-forward me till I'm better.
Donna : Michael,
honey, wake up. You'll be late for work.
Michael : What? It's
Monday already? Are you kidding me? No more phlegm?
I skipped an entire cold? Thanks to you, baby! I
love you! No more Tylenol! I don't remember doing
any work this weekend. But apparently I did.
Donna : Bad news.
There's no hot water.
Michael : What? I
gotta take a shower.
Donna : Well, you're
gonna freeze your
bun-buns off.
Michael : It's all
good. Yes! Look at me. All showered and dressed and
looking sexy. I like that. I-
Samantha : Did you
smoke crack,
Daddy?
Michael : Just watch
your
toons
and have a great day with Mommy today, okay? Eating
cupcakes like your old
man. Right here, baby.
Ben : Dad?
Michael : Yes, sir?
Ben : Are you gonna
have to work late again tonight?
Michael :
Unfortunately, yes.
Samantha : Is there
anything we can do to help?
Michael : Well, I'm
gonna be partner soon, and I'm gonna need a lot of
new building designs. So if you guys have any cool
ideas, I want you to draw them up for me.
Ben&Samantha : Okay.
Michael : Rock 'n'
roll.
Samantha : I get the
paper.
Ben : I got the
crayons. |
