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Michael : I think
maybe there in the middle?
Morty : Sneaky.
Michael : Where's the
box? Does it come with
directions?
Morty : Not
necessary. Just point, click. Eventually, it will
program itself.
Michael : How much is
this thing? Because I ain't exactly Thurston Howell,
you know?
Morty : Lucky for
you, it's not in the bar
code system yet. So I'm gonna have
to just give it to you.
Michael : Whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's the catch
here, man? Want me to take my shirt off for you?
Because I don't play for that team.
Morty : Hey. Man, get
out of here.
Michael : Why are you
doing this, then?
Morty : Because good
guys need a break every once in a while.
Michael : Take it.
Morty : Enjoy.
Michael : All right.
Morty : Only one
thing you need to know, Michael. This item is
nonreturnable.
Michael : Why would I
wanna return something I got for free?
Michael : Twinkie. You
don't need it. You don't need it, man. You do need a
Yodel,
though. Okay. Good job. Let's see what you got,
mate. Look at me, turning my own TV on. I'm a
freaking whiz kid.
Donna : So I talked
to the kids.
Michael : Oh, yeah?
Donna : They’ve been
very understanding about not going camping this
weekend.
Michael : Great.
Donna : They could
have a sleepover instead.
Michael : That's a
great idea. Thank you, thank you. Thanks for being
so cool about this too.
Donna : Can I ask you
something?
Michael : Yes.
Donna : After you do
all this work and become a big player at your
company, do you really think you're gonna have more
time for us, or are things just gonna get even more
out of control?
Michael : Wait. Wait.
When I get to that place and become a boss, a
millionaire, a big shot,
the first thing I'm gonna do is to hire a bunch of
idiots just like me to do all my work. So then you,
me and the kids can do whatever the hell we want.
You just gotta give me some time. Don't give me that
look. I'm just saying, give me some support. All
right? I love you. Go to sleep.
Donna : Just think
about it, Michael.
Michael : Absolutely.
Donna : And stop with
the Yodels. You're gonna wake up 400 pounds one day.
Michael : Okay. Hey,
hey, hey. Keep it down, dude. Everybody's sleeping.
You gotta poop again? Why don't you do the humpy-pumpy
on the duck, okay? Will you just hold it in for
five minutes and keep the freaking volume down? |
