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Donna : Okay, good night, two
cowboys.
Ben : Reach for the sky,
Pocahontas.
Donna : No, back to bed. Come
on. Pocahontas is off duty.
You getting sick, sheriff?
Michael : I don't got time to
be sick, so no. I need to
watch this documentary on
Asian architecture.
Donna : Well, you gotta get
some rest sometime,
sweetheart. Besides, the
woodland creatures will
laugh at you if you collapse
trying to put up the tent
this weekend.
Michael : Yeah. I forgot to
tell you. We gotta postpone
the camping trip. Ammer put
me on a project. It's due
Tuesday. If I don't finish
this design, I'm off
it, so...
Donna : The kids have been
talking about camping all
year.
Michael : Think I don't know
that? It's just every choice
I make, everything I do, I
disappoint somebody.
Donna : So, maybe make sure
you don't keep disappointing
the wrong people.
Michael : Honey, I'm not out
drinking or gambling or
hitting on
chicks. I'm working
my ass off
so my family can have a
better life than I've
dreamed about when I was a
kid. The only way for that
to happen is for me to watch
this stinking show! So
relax, hon. Ah! Are you
kidding me? Will you give me
a break one
time? Damn it! The O'Doyles
got a stinking universal
remote control. We're gonna
have one too. I'm sick of
this.
Donna : You want me to open
the garage for you?
Michael : Yeah. Closed.
Closed. Open. Bed Bath &
Beyond it is. Hey, man? You
guys got universal remote
controls in there?
Man : For a shower curtain or
a bathmat?
Michael : For a television.
Man : I don't think so. Maybe
for a blanket?
Michael : You got a remote
for a blanket?
Man : I’m sorry, dude. I
don't work here. I'm waiting
for my friends.
Michael : You're kidding me.
Man : Actually, yes. I don't
have any friends. Will you
be my friend? Wow, wow, man.
Michael : Bed. Bed. Bath.
Bath. Bed. So tired of my
life. Beyond? Sorry to
sneak up on
you. I just... You guys got
a universal remote control
back here?
Morty : Something stinks like
stale French fries.
Michael : All right, that's
probably me.
Morty : You know, fast food
shortens your life.
Michael : Yeah, that's what I
heard. But the way my life's
been going lately, that
ain't such a bad thing.
Morty : You're looking for a
universal remote control?
Michael : Yeah. Just one
device to do it all for
me... make my life a little
easier, quicker, not so damn
complicated.
Morty : I'm not supposed to
do this, but you seem like a
good guy.
Michael : Hey. Somebody
noticed. Thank you.
Morty : I'm gonna show you a
remote we just got in that's
probably the most advanced
piece of technology we have
in this place.
Michael : Sounds sweet.
Morty : It is sweet. The
latest, greatest universal
remote not even on the
market yet.
Michael : I guess the
O'Doyles' remote can bite my
advanced-technological ass
then.
Morty : I don't know the
O'Doyles. But they can bite
it hard. |
