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Quirrell : Troll
in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you ought
to know.
Others : Ah!
Dumbledore : SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic!
Now prefects will lead their house back to the
dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
Percy : Gryffindors,
keep up, please, and stay alert!
Harry : How could a troll get in?
Ron : Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid.
Probably people playing
jokes. What?
Harry : Hermione! She doesn't know!
Ron : I think the troll's left the dungeon!
Harry : It's going into the girl's bathroom. Hermione
move!
Hermione : Help! Help!
Ron : Hey, pea-brain!
Hermione : Ah! Help!
Harry : Woah!
Ron : Ugh!
Harry : Do something!
Ron : What?
Harry : Anything! Hurry up!
Hermione : Swish & Flick!
Ron : Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.
Hermione : Is it dead?
Harry : I don't think so. Just
knocked out. Ugh.
Ron : Troll boogies.
McGonagall : Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves, both
of you!
Harry & Ron : Well what it is-
Hermione : It's my fault Professor McGonagall.
McGonagall : Miss. Granger?
Hermione : I went looking for the troll I've read
about them and I thought I could handle it. But I was
wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me? I'd
probably be dead.
McGonagall : Be that as
it may, it was an extremely foolish
thing to do. I would have expected more rational
behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you
Miss. Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor
for your serious lack of judgment. As for you two
gentlemen I just hope you realize how fortunate you are.
Not many first year students could
take on a fully
grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five
points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb
luck.
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