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Miranda : My
girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's
at 4:00... so the book better be here no later than
3:00.
Andy : Of course!
Miranda : And I would like my steak here in 15
minutes.
Andy : No problem! Okay. I have four hours to get the
impossible manuscript. Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open
until 11:30. How am I gonna get the steak? Okay. I will
be back in 15 minutes. Wish me luck!
Emily : No. Shart.
Andy : Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. It's for
Miranda Priestly. It's very important. Yes, I know it's
impossible to get... but, well, I was wondering if you
could make the impossible possible... if that's at all possible.
Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript. Uh,
no. Unpublished. Not a chance? Tell her that it's for
Miranda Priestly. 'Cause I think it
makes a difference. Let me call you
back. Hi. You probably don't remember me. We met at
James Holt's party. I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.
Christian : The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're
kidding.
Andy : Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.
Christian : Just tell her it can't be done. You'll
have to come up with a Plan "B."
Andy : Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking
about. There is no Plan "B". There's only Plan "A". Is
she back? Am I fired?
Emily : I rarely say this to people who aren't me...
but you have got to calm down. Bloody hell!
Miranda : Coat, bag. What's that? Oh, I don't want
that. I'm having lunch with Irv. I'll be back at 3:00.
I'd like my Starbucks waiting. Oh, and if you don't have
that Harry Potter book by then... don't even bother
coming back.
Nate : Hello. Quit? Are you sure?
Andy : I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway. I might
as well beat her to the
punch.
Nate : Wow. Andy, good for you. Congratulations.
You're free.
Andy : Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.
Nate : Okay.
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