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Preston : Oh,
hogwash!
Garfield : Huh?
Preston : I tell you, this cat is mocking us
at every turn.
Winston : Preston, calm yourself. We're only doing
what is best for everybody.
Preston : How much longer must we sustain this
charade? I can't believe this cat is so stupid as to
think he's actually royalty.
Winston : Well, he does, and house cat or not, we need
him.
Garfield : Wha...? House cat?
Winston : Just have a little patience.
Preston : Patience? Ha! Admit it, Winston. This
buffoon couldn't groom the paws of a real king.
Garfield : Buffoon?!
Garfield : Golly, this is without a doubt my all-time
crummiest moment. Huh? Jon. Man, I've been such a
stupid, selfish cat. I've lost my friend. I've got to
find him.
Guide : The original medieval kitchen has stood on
this site since 1485...
Dargis : Yes, yes, it's big. It's old and it's musty.
Guide : Uh, Lord Dargis, uh, please meet the tour
group from the Royal Animal Conservancy.
Dargis : Oh! By all means, save the little darlings.
That's my motto. Big fan of Free Willy, Born Free, all
the free movies. Bravo!
Now off you go.
Guide : If you come this way, we'll visit some of the
underground passages, one of which...
Dargis : Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz : Thank you. It's, it's beautiful.
Dargis : Well, that
makes two of you. Did I mention how much
I abhor fox hunting? Unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz : Bye.
Dargis : If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz : Liz.
Dargis : Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial?
One question, Liz.
Garfield : Liz?
Dargis : What would you say if I were to donate one of
my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz : Um... Thank you?
Dargis : Mm! But how would you say it?
Garfield : That royal sleaze is
hitting on Liz.
Dargis : Perhaps you would consider dining with me at
the castle tonight?
Garfield : Nobody hits on my best friend's
girlfriend... and succeeds.
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