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Rabbit : Keep
still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.
Goose : I've got a bad feeling about this.
Ducks : I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate,
we're done for.
We're doomed!
Rabbit : Shh! Quiet.
Lawyer : To my devoted Smithee, I make thee caretaker
of my estate. Care for my beloved animal friends as you
have in the past and you will always have a home at
Carlyle Castle.
Smithee : Thank you, Madame.
Dargis : She's dead, Smithee. You can stop sucking up.
Lawyer : The rest of my worldly possessions, my castle
and surrounding grounds, I leave to the love of my life,
somebody who was like a son to me...
Dargis : Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Oh, thank you.
Lawyer : Please let me finish, Mr. Dargis.
Dargis : I'm sorry. I always get a little ahead of myself.
Lawyer : Like a son to me, I leave all my worldly
possessions to my beloved kitty, Prince the 12th.
Man : That's incredible.
Woman : Oh, my word.
Man : Entirely without precedent.
Lawyer : This is what it says.
Dargis : But I'm her nephew, her only heir. She can't
have left it all to a cat.
Prince : I, Prince, the new lord of the castle?
Good show,
Lady Eleanor. Oh, bless her heart.
Winston : Can it be? We are delivered.
Prince : Thank you, Winston.
Lawyer : The will clearly states that you may stay on
at Carlyle Castle and receive your usual
stipend of,
uh...50 pounds a week.
Dargis : Fifty pounds?!
Woman : Upon Prince's passing, after what we assume
will be a long and happy life, you will receive the
castle, the land and your title.
Dargis : But that fat ball of fur could last for
another 15 years!
Man : Let us hope so.
Guide : The castle was built over 600 years ago by
Lord Franklin Carlyle. Now, the initial structure is
late medieval in style...
Man : In the west wing, we'll put the pool and spa.
Dargis : Yes, and where would the squash courts be?
Tourist1 : Oh, there he is!
Tourist2 : That's unbelievable.
Tourist3 : Oh, hello.
Dargis : Snap your photos. Unfortunately, I can but
spare a few moments...
Tourist1 : Hey, buddy, do you mind stepping aside? I
can't get a good shot of the cat.
Prince : Greetings, all. Hello. So glad. So very, very
glad.
Dargis : May I remind you this is private property?
Tourist4 : Oh, relax, bro, it's not like you own the
place.
Dargis : We shall see
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