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Jon : I want you
to know, you're the most important thing in my life.
Garfield : Let me sleep, please.
Jon : Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was
incomplete.
Garfield : Oh, you still are, really.
Jon : I guess what I'm trying to say is...will you
marry me?
Garfield : Eh? Marriage? Well, this is kind of sudden.
There may be some legal issues here. Look, I like you,
but not as a spouse. Maybe as a servant, we could stay
together, make it work.
Jon : So what do you say...
Liz?
Garfield : Wait a second. Liz? Liz?
Jon : Garfield.
Garfield : Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl vet.
Jon : Turkey's ready.
Garfield : Well, I think Jon has
touched bottom
now. Hmm, we gotta put an
end to this torture. Time for a new DJ.
Somebody take my temperature.
Jon : Garfield!
Garfield : Whoa! Man, you have changed.
Jon : I can't have you messing this up for me, okay?
Garfield : Oh, I get it. It's her. She doesn't like
our music. Whatever happened to Jon? My metal-head guy. My
dude. You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet.
Jon : Now stay here.
Garfield : So much cooler. I suppose she likes this
haircut.
Jon : Coming!
Garfield : Tell me she likes it the way it is now.
Jon : Hey, Liz.
Liz : Jon, I have incredible news. Guess who's going
to be speaking at this year's fund-raiser for the royal
Animal Conservancy.
Jon : Siegfried and Roy?
Liz : Oh, come on.
Jon : Just Siegfried?
Liz : Jane Goodall
dropped out at the last minute because
she's nursing a sick chimp and they asked me. I mean,
it's gonna be at this really cool castle on a huge
estate.
Jon : Well, Liz, that-that's...
Liz : I am flying to London tomorrow morning. Can you
believe it?
Jon : What?
Liz : I mean, I have to pack, and...Oh, are these rose
petals and candles?
Jon : Yeah, well, Liz, I have, have some... some
important news of-of-of my own. Uh...
Garfield : Hey, me, too. Excuse me, do you believe in
love at first sight? I was hoping you'd say yes. You
have made me so very, very cat-happy.
Jon : Uh...
Liz : Well, come on. What's the news?
Jon : The news is, I, uh...I finally
house-trained Odie.
Liz : Really?
Jon : Yeah.
Liz : That would explain the rose petals. I have to
pack. I'm so sorry about dinner. But you know what? I
will send your regards to the queen. Okay,
congratulations on Odie.
Jon : Oh, oh, yeah. And, hey, you, too. They're lucky
to have you.
Liz : Bye.
Garfield : Oh, I thought she'd never leave.
Jon : Garfield, you ate the whole turkey?
Garfield : Well, yeah.
Jon : What are you doing with this? Oh, never mind.
She's already off to...
Garfield : Well, come on, cheer up. I saved you the
wishbone.
Jon : There's nothing I can do.
Garfield : Sure there is. Return the ring and get your
money back.
Jon : Wait a minute. I'll go to London.
Garfield : Oh, you poor sap.
Jon : She'll love it. She'll be surprised.
Garfield : Please don't do this.
Jon : She'll be thrilled.
Garfield : Tell me you're not gonna do this.
Jon : She'll say yes.
Garfield : Please, don't.
Jon : I gotta go pack.
Garfield : You moron. This is a huge mistake, Jon. One
of your biggest. Don't roam. Stay home. Odie and I are
not just coming along for the ride, pal. This is
actually an intervention.
Jon : Okay, guys. Here we are.
Garfield : Oh, quick flight. We must have been in the
jet stream. England is no great
shakes, huh? I mean, the buildings
here look like, uh, the kennel back home. That is the
kennel back home.
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