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Karl : Damn
woman, you were good! Yes, you're next, Suzie-Q. Whatcha
gonna sing?
Edie : Yes.
Mike : You sing?
Susan : Only when I'm alone.
Karl : Come on, we're among friends.
Susan : I don't think so.
Mike : Well, I, for one, would love to hear your
voice.
Karl : Give it up, plumber. She's not
budging.
Susan : You want to hear me sing?
Mike : Yeah.
Susan : Okay.
Mike : What's it going to be? I'll tell the piano
player.
Susan : New York, New York.
Edie : Oh, I'm so excited to hear you. Oh, but doesn't
it just figures...
Susan : What do you mean?
Edie : You have to get up in front of a room full of
people dressed like that. I hope they don't turn on you.
Susan : I think I'll take my chances...sort of like
you did--on those high
notes.
Edie : I'm going to go get us two more.
Karl : That's a great idea.
Karl : So that Mike; he seems pretty even keeled.
Susan : Yeah. He's a great guy.
Karl : But you know, I mean, he's a little--Buster
Brown. Don't you ever worry you'll gonna get bored?
Susan : Thanks for your concern, Karl, I'm fine.
Karl : Go figure.
Even though our marriage was crazy at times, it never
got dull.
Susan : Yeah, that part when you slept with your
secretary was really exciting.
Karl : I know, how many times do I have to hear it? It
was a mistake. But don't I ever get credit for the
thirteen loyal years beforehand?
Edie : You must not be counting the Henderson's
Christmas party.
Karl : Edie, not now.
Edie : Oh, what's the big deal, Karl. Your marriage is
history anyway.
Karl : Edie...
Edie : It was nothing, really. Basically we both got
plastered on eggnog, and we found ourselves standing
under the, uh, mistletoe...
Karl : Edie...
Edie : And we were like, okay, what do we do now? So I
smiled, and he smiled, and then Karl reached over, and
started feeling me up
!
Karl : Susie, that's not how it happened!
Mike : All right, Susie, come on, you're up.
Susan : What?
Karl : Hey Susie, it's so silly...Susie.
Announcer : Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Susan
Mayer!
Susan (singing) : Start spreading the news...I'm
leaving today...I wanna be a part of it, New York! New
York! These vagabond shoes... (speaking) You're an ass,
you know that?
Susan (to the piano player) : No keep playing!
(singing) Are longing to stray... there's a word no,
right? And get around the heart of it, New York! New
York! I want to... (speaking) Just tell you that the
affair was one thing, I mean, I forgave you, because on
some small level, I thought you were in love with her,
and now I find out that you were just groping people at parties... (singing)
Top of the heap...
Susan : Karl, don't you turn away from me. Look at me!
You know, what else were you doing during our marriage?
How many other women were you sticking it to? As God as
my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell, before I
ever feel sorry for you again!
Susan (singing) : New York!
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