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Rex : What's this?
Bree : Your son's urine.
Rex (to his golf partner) : I'm gonna need a moment.
Bree : I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana, so I want you to take this and get it tested right away.
Rex : Why?
Bree : Because I want you to pull him from the swim team and I don't think you'll allow it without proof.
Rex : Proof or no proof, you're not going to take him off the team.
Bree : Yes, I am.
Rex : If you try, I'm going to go to the coach and tell him to ignore you. We're not gonna screw up Andrew's
future just because he sparked a dooby ! I mean, come on, we've all done it!
Bree : Not all of us! Rex, I thought you moved back home to try and straighten
Andrew out ! To teach him the
consequences of his actions. I don't understand why you're fighting me on this.
Rex : Because I disagree. Because we're still getting divorced, and I don't have to let you push me around anymore.
Bree : I never pushed you around. We always made our decisions together.
Rex : No, you always made decisions, and tell me I agreed. Eighteen years of smiling and taking it. What,
what a liar I was! Thank God you're out of my life!
Bree : Rex!
Rex : Hmmm?
Rex : What the hell are you doing?
Bree : The same thing you just did to every memory I have of our marriage.
Rex : You know what? If you were my mom, I'd smoke pot too!
Tom : Please welcome Mrs. Arlene Norn. We have Arlene and her husband Norris to thank for all our folding
chairs this evening. So, please remember for all your folding chair needs...rent Norn's.
Tom : Next up we have Mrs. Betty Nolan.
Gabrielle : Thank god Tom could fill in at the last minute.
Bree : Why did Carlos have to back out?
Gabrielle : Some work emergency. He wouldn't talk about it. Sometimes I could just kill him.
Lynette : Well, look on the bright side, Tom's having
the time of his life.
Tom : Hands off, fellas. She's all mine.
Lynette : I guess he does have a sort of dorky charm.
Gabrielle : Okay, you're up first, followed by Lynette, uh, and then Edie... Edie. Where's Edie Britt?
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