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Tom : Wow,
honey, look, this place looks spotless!
Lynette : Thanks.
Tom : Listen, I have come up with this killer idea for
the Spotless Scrub campaign.
Lynette : Great! You wanna run it by me?
Tom : No. I'm good. But, thanks.
Lynette : Okay.
Tom : Well, that's the thing. You know how whenever I
pitch in
the boardroom at work, how Kennesey always tears my ideas down
in front of the partners?
Lynette : Yeah?
Tom : I invited the partners and their wives over so I
could pitch to them here. And I thought we could make a
formal dinner for six. We could sit, we could...
Lynette : And when exactly would this formal dinner take
place?
Tom : Uh... day after tomorrow!
Lynette : Tom!
Tom : Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know I know it's
short notice.
Lynette : You think? How am I supposed to pull off a formal
dinner with no warning?
Tom : I don't know. Bree Van de Kamp does this kind of
thing all the time...
Lynette : What did you say?
Tom : Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. That's
- you know what, forget it. I'll call and I'll cancel.
just don't worry about it.
Lynette : No, no. Let's, let's do it.
Tom : Really?
Lynette : Yeah, it's good for your career. I'll
pull it off.
Tom : Yes. Honey, thank you. So much. You know what, I
promise. I land this
account, and I'm gonna buy you something
awful pretty.
Mary Alice Young : Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a
recipe for success... unfortunately for her, she was
missing the secret ingredient.
Principal Stark : Mr. and Mrs. Van de Kamp. So, your
son decided to entertain some of his friends yesterday
by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.
Bree : This was the Johnson boy?
Principal Stark : Yes. He broke the boy's nose. Because
of our no tolerance policy, your son may face expulsion.
Rex : You're going to ruin his whole future over a little
rough housing?
Bree : Rex, this was practically assault.
Rex : Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but
in his defense, his mother and I are going through
severe marital problems.
Bree : Is that relevant?
Rex : Our marriage is disintegrating. Of course Andrew is
acting out. He has every right to be angry.
Bree : If Andrew is angry about you moving out of the
house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a
locker!
Rex : All I'm saying, is that we need to take some of the
responsibility here.
Bree : So does Andrew! Blaming his actions on our
problems...which are not so serious... does not help
him.
Rex : Our problems are serious!
Bree : Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
Rex : Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna to be
served with divorce papers later today.
Bree : You went to an attorney?
Rex : Yeah! And a good one too!
Bree : Well he better be good, because when I'm finished
with you, you won't have a cent to your name!
Rex : Bring it on!
Principal Stark : Perhaps detention is the way to go.
Susan : Hey, Edie!
Edie : Wow!
Get a load of you! You look so pretty. I hardly
recognize you.
Susan : Oh this? Well, I have a date. Right now. With
Mike. We kissed. FYI.
Ooo, love that jacket. Good choice.
Mike : Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got
to cancel. I have an -unexpected house guest.
Kendra : Coming through! Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Kendra.
Susan : Susan.
Kendra : I'm gonna run to the car and get my stuff.
Mike : I know how this looks, but there is nothing
between us. Kendra is just an old friend.
Susan : Old friend?
Mike : Yeah, you know...
Susan : Yeah. Yeah. No, actually no, I don't know. So, by
old friend, do you mean college pal, bowling buddy,
saved you from drowning?
Mike : It's hard to explain.
Susan : Could you give it a shot?
Kendra : Mike, I'm going to go upstairs and take a
shower.
Mike : Look, I promise, I'll make this up to you. And
you look... amazing.
( Kendra calling from inside ): Mike, where are the
towels?
Susan : Thanks.
Edie : Hey, how was your big date?
Susan : Mike had to reschedule.
Edie : Oh. Because of the hot girl? With the suitcase?
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