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Rachel :
Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with
Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of
business! Dead!
Monica : Ross, he's got the remote again.
Ross : Good. Maybe he can switch it back. Maybe not.
Rachel : Hello? Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a
second, lemme lemme just check and see if she if she's
here.
Rachel : It's the woman from the hospital admissions
office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh,
god, oh god...
Rachel and Monica : Oh god, waddawe do, waddawe do,
waddawe do?
Monica : I don't know! Why don't you just explain?
Find out what do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel : Okay, no, you do it.
Monica : Hello, this is Monica... Yeah? Oh... Okay,
yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down. Thank you.
Rachel : What?
Monica : We forgot to sign one of the admissions
forms.
Rachel : Ohhh... Okay, you were right. You were right!
This was just not worth it.
Monica : Thank you.
Rachel : Okay, let me just change.
Monica : Yes.
Joey : Hey.
Ross and Chandler : Hey!
Monica : Hi.
Phoebe : Trouble?
Joey : Your sister
stood me up the other night.
Phoebe : Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't
there for you?
Ross : Well did you try calling her?
Joey : I've been trying for two days. When I called
the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I
can't believe she's
blowing me off.
Phoebe : Hey.
Ursula : Oh!
Phoebe : Um you, you got a minute?
Ursula : Um, yeah, I'm just...working.
Phoebe : So.
Ursula : Uh-huh.
Phoebe : Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Ursula : Oh, wow! You remembered! Oh! It's a Judy
Jetson thermos!
Phoebe : Right, like the kind you...
Ursula : Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.
Phoebe : How'd you know I was coming?
Ursula : Um, yeah, um, twin thing.
Phoebe : I can't believe you did this. I can't believe
you...did this.
Phoebe : So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Ursula : Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Phoebe : Does he know?
Ursula : Who?
Phoebe : Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy
about you.
Ursula : He is? Why?
Phoebe : You got me.
Ursula : Right.
Ursula : Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side
salad?
Phoebe : So, um, are you gonna call him?
Ursula : What? You think he likes me?
Phoebe : No, Joey.
Ursula : Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll
figure it out. Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe : No. No. No food
with a face.
Ursula : You have not changed!
Phoebe : Yeah, you too.
Rachel : Hi, remember us?
Nurse : Mmm hmmm.
Monica : Um, okay. You just called a little while ago
about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well,
it turns out
we need a whole new one because uh, you see, I-I, I put
the wrong name again. 'cause um...
Nurse : You're that stupid.
Monica : I am. I'm that stupid.
Rachel : Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this
with a check.
Nurse : Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Rachel : Yeah, I know... I'm I'm just not that bright
either.
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