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Chandler : It's
not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that... she's
really really cute.
Ross : It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company
ink.
Monica : Ross, your little creature's got the remote
again.
Ross : Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel.
Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce...
you give Rossie the remote...
Monica : Great.
Ross : Relax, I'll fix it.
Rachel : Cool... "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
Ross : How did he do this?
Chandler : So tell me something, is leaving the
Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry
all year long?
Monica : Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take
them down around New Year's... but obviously someone
forgot.
Rachel : Well, someone was supposed to write "Rach,
take down the lights" and put it on the re... frigerate...
How long has that been there?
Chandler : Hey, where you been?
Joey : I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me.
All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt and
four plates of curly fries.
Chandler : Score.
Joey : She is so hot!
Chandler : Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything
Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err...
Joey : Pheebs?
Phoebe : Yeah?
Joey : You think it would be okay if I asked out your
sister?
Phoebe : Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Joey : So that if we went out on a date, she'd be
there.
Phoebe : Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know,
whatever, and um... I mean, it's true, we were one egg,
once, but err, you know, we've grown apart, so, um... I
don't know, why not? Okay.
Joey : Cool, thanks.
Ross : You okay?
Phoebe : Yeah I'm fine.
Ross : You wanna watch Laverney Shirley?
Ross : Sorry.
Ross : Hi. Sorry I'm late. Where's, where's Carol?
Susan :
Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing.
You can go. I'll get the information.
Ross : No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think
we should both know what's going on.
Susan : Oh, good. This'll be fun.
Teacher : Alrighty. We're gonna start with some basic
third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why don't
you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be
supporting Mummy's head.
Ross and Susan : What? What? What?
Susan : I am supposed to be the mommy?
Ross : Okay, I'm gonna
play my sperm card one more time.
Susan : Look, I don't see why I should have to miss
out on the coaching training just because I'm a woman.
Ross : I see. So what do you propose to do?
Susan : I will flip you for it.
Ross : Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads,
heads!
Susan : On your back... Mom.
Teacher : Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing
breath.
Teacher : Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening
like a flower.
Chandler : Mr. D, how's it going, sir?
Mr. Douglas : Ohh, it's been better. The Annual Net
Usage Statistics are in.
Chandler : And?
Mr. Douglas : It's pretty ugly. We haven't seen an
ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Chandler : So what does this mean?
Mr. Douglas : Well, we're gonna be
laying off people
in every department.
Chandler : Hey, listen, I know I came in late last
week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very dash;
Mr. Douglas : Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire
anyone?
Chandler : Nina? Nina. Nina. Nina.
Nina : Are you okay?
Chandler : Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that
I called you in here today was, err... please don't hate
me.
Nina : What?
Chandler : Would you like to have dinner sometime?
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