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Joey : Vulva?
Ross : Alright, I panicked, alright? She, she took me
by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I
mean, we ended up cuddling.
Joey : Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times?
Ross : Shut up! It was mine. I just... I just I don't
think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Joey : What's the big deal? You just say what you want
to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what
you think other people might be doing to each other.
I'll tell you what. Try something on me.
Ross : Please be kidding.
Joey : Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes
and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Ross : OK. I'm, I'm in my apartment...
Joey : Yeah... what else?
Ross : That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not
there, we're not having this conversation.
Joey : Alright, look, I'll start, OK?
Ross : Joey, please.
Joey : Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! Oh...
Ross... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
Ross : Wow.
Joey : Alright, now you say something.
Ross : I... ahem... I really don't think so.
Joey : Come on! You like this woman, right?
Ross : Yeah.
Joey : You want to see her again, right?
Ross : Sure.
Joey : Well if you can't talk dirty to me,
how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you
want to caress my butt!
Ross : OK, turn around. I just don't want you staring
at me when I'm doing this.
Joey : Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead.
Ross : Ahem... I want... OK, I want to... feel your...
hot, soft skin with my lips.
Joey : There you go! Keep going. Keep going!
Ross : I, er... I want to take my tongue... and...
and...
Joey : Say it... say it!
Ross : ...run it all over your body until you're...
trembling with... with...
Chandler :...with??
Ross : Funny story!
Joey : You're not going to believe this!
Chandler : It's OK. It's OK. I was always
rooting for you
two kids to get together.
Joey : Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy
from your old job called again.
Chandler : Again?
Joey : And again, and again, and again...
Chandler : Hello?
Joey : And again.
Chandler : Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the
fifteenth floor? Yeah, I miss you too. Yeah, it's a lot
less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you
know? Well, that's very generous, er, but look, this
isn't about the money. You know, just I need something
that's more than a job. I need something I can really
care about... And that's on top of the yearly bonus
structure you mentioned earlier? Look, Al, Al... I'm not
playing hardball
here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is,
this is a rejection! No! No! No, stop saying, stop
saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong
guy! You've got the wrong guy! I'll see you on Monday!
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