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Janice : I brought you something.
Chandler : Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. Chan and Jan Forever.
Janice : I had them made special.
Chandler : Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way
for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for
me to tell you this. I just don't think things are gonna work out.
Janice : That's fine.
Chandler : It is?
Janice : Mmm-hmm. Because I know that this isn't the end.
Chandler : Oh no, you see, actually it is.
Janice : No, it isn't, because you won't let that
happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Chandler : Oh, no I don't.
Janice : Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think
we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who?
Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler : I did, but...
Janice : You seek me out. Something deep in your soul
calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want
me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know
it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler : Call me!
Carol : It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.
Ross : You did so. I swear, I swear. How long has she been in the bathroom?
Carol : Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross : Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I
screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
Carol : That could be it.
Ross : Oh, God. You know, this is still pretty hot.
Carol : Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this.
Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny.
Ross : No, it's just...well you know the whole
"getting on with your life" thing. Do I have to? I mean,
I'm, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and,
and she's perfectly nice, you know, and, but that
there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to
you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...
Carol : I know.
Ross : You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's
say you and I
give it another shot?
Carol : Ross.
Ross : No no no, I know you're gonna say, you're a
lesbian. But let's... what do you say we just put that
aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it,
ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't
deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how, how perfect is that?
Carol : Ross.
Ross : But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Carol : Oh, I love you too. But...
Ross : No but, no but.
Carol : You know that thing you put over here with the
pin in it? It's time to take the pin out.
Ross : Yeah.
Carol : You'll find someone, I know you will. The
right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross : That's easy for you to say, you've found one already.
Carol : All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set. Not her.
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