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Ronni : Now,
y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want
'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But
occasionally you get your person who wants them in a
pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh, jumping to catch
a frisbee.
Chandler : Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for
my keys.
Ronni : That's a good one!
Mr. Tribbiani : Hey, Joe.
Joey : Dad, Ronni's here.
Mr. Tribbiani : Huh?
Ronni : Hi.
Mr. Tribbiani : Hey! Hello, babe! Wh... what're
what're you doing here?
Ronni : Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my
apartment, I figured you'd need it tomorrow for your
meeting.
Mr. Tribbiani : Thank you. Uh...
Chandler : So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ronni : Look, I uh, I shouldn'ta come. I-I'd better
get going, I don't wanna miss the last train.
Mr. Tribbiani : I don't want you taking that thing.
Ronni : Oh, where'm I gonna stay, here?
Joey : Who-ah-ho.
Mr. Tribbiani : We'll go to a hotel.
Ronni : We'll go to a hotel.
Joey : No you won't.
Ronni : No we won't.
Joey : If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I
want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Mr. Tribbiani : You're gonna keep an eye on us?
Joey : That's right, mister, and I don't care how old
you are, as long as you're under my roof
you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no
sleeping with your girlfriend.
Ronni : Wow. He's strict.
Joey : Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you
can stay in Chandler's room.
Ronni : Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Chandler : C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That
sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks,
it's late."
Joey : Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting
tomorrow, you gotta make a change. Six years is long
enough.
Mr. Tribbiani : What kinda change?
Joey : Well, either you
break it off with Ronni.
Mr. Tribbiani : I can't do that!
Joey : Then you gotta
come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Mr. Tribbiani : Yeah, but this is...
Joey : I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!
Chandler : Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?
Joey : Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep
in my underwear.
Chandler : Well, you're gonna.
Joey : I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm
always seeing girls on top of girls...
Chandler : Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey : Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going
out with all these women. And I always figured, when the
right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy
and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad,
thinking...
Chandler : Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they
were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting
business, did you cave?
Joey : No.
Chandler : No. You decided to go into the out-of-work
actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!
And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes
along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No
thanks, I'm married."
Joey : You really think so?
Chandler : Yeah. I really do.
Joey : Thanks, Chandler.
Chandler : Get off! |
