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Lynette : So, he just blew you off
?
Susan : I told him another man asked me out. It was the
perfect opportunity for Mike to be jealous, and
nothing.
Lynette : Did you bat your
eyes? You know, it doesn't work if you
don't bat your eyes.
Susan : Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed
down. I'm telling you, nothing.
Lynette : Oh, thanks.
Susan : So what's going on there?
Lynette : Mm. Gophers.
Susan : Wow.
Lynette : Listen, I'm sorry about Mike. I know how much
you like him.
Susan : Ah, maybe it's my fault. Maybe I just imagined an
entire relationship with this man that didn't exist.
Lynette : There has been flirting. I have seen it.
Susan : Yeah, and the flirting made me think that he was
kind and trustworthy and honest and hygienic. That's how
it is with me -- a guy just smiles at me three times,
and I'm picking out wedding china. I'm a mess.
Lynette : But to be fair, that's part of your charm.
Susan : That's happened with Karl. I only dated him
a couple of months, I filled in the blanks, I married
him. It was a disaster.
Lynette : You think Mike is a Karl
in disguise?
Susan : I don't know. What does that mean, anyway, 'my
life is complicated'?
Man: : If I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing,
I could do it on the can. You're late. What's with the
face?
Mike : I screwed up.
I broke into the Frome house and almost got caught.
Man: : What's almost?
Mike : I accidentally left something behind with my
prints on it.
Man: : Did you ever hear of gloves?
Mike : It's the suburbs. I didn't think it'd matter.
Anyway, the police are running a check, and I'm in the
system. I got to
pull up stakes before they come looking
for me.
Man: : That's a sweet sound -- laughter like that, huh?
Pisses me off. If and when your cover is
blown, you disappear. Until then, you keep fixing the
neighbors' pipes.
Mike : But the more time I spend in this town, the more I
think we're making a mistake. They are nice people.
Man: : My money says one of 'em isn't.
Man: : Whoa.
Boy : Thanks.
Man: : No more screw-ups.
Mama Solis : Gabrielle, please. You bought me enough
things. You're the one that's supposed to be shopping.
Gabrielle : Oh, mama, you're
in a rut. We need
to
spice up
your wardrobe. Ooh, here. Try this one on. Go on, try it
on. Mama Solis, how you doing in there?
Mama Solis : Is it supposed to be so tight?
Gabrielle : Yes, it's
formfitting. You're going to look
great.
Mama Solis : Gabrielle, I don't think this dress is right
for me. I can't breathe.
Gabrielle : Well, maybe I made a mistake. While you
change, I'm to make a quick run to the bookstore.
Mama Solis : Gabrielle, wait, wait. I'm coming with you.
Gabrielle : No, no, no. I'll just be a minute.
Mama Solis : Wait, wait, Gabrielle, I'm coming with you
-- ay! Wait! Gabrielle, wait!
Woman: : Ma'am? Ma'am, sorry. I need to look in your
bags, please.
Mama Solis : Fine. Just hurry up.
John : Right on time.
Mama Solis : I'm telling you, I don't know where that
blouse came from.
Woman: : Security!
Mama Solis : All right, keep your stupid blouse. I'm
going to have to find my daughter-in-law. Don't touch
me. Don't you dare touch me!
Security : Ma'am, you're going to have to come with us.
Mama Solis : Get your hands off me! Gabrielle! |
