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Susan : Okay, I've got to break the ice here. So you're in counseling. Big deal.
You want humiliation, I'll give you humiliation. I
locked myself out of my house, stark naked, and got
caught by Mike.
Gabrielle : Oh my God, when did this
happen?
Susan : Today. Right before the party.
Mike : What can I say? Right place, right time!
Lynette : I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out
of Disneyland for lewd behavior.
Susan : What? When was this?
Lynette : When Tom and I were first married, things
got a little out of hand
on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Rex : You're kidding.
Lynette : No. We got perp walked down Main Street USA.
Gabrielle : Since we're doing true confessions, Carlos
and I once broke a waterbed in Cancun.
Mike : How'd you manage that?
Gabrielle : Well, he used to have a thing for spiked
heels.
Carlos : I'd just like to make it clear: she was wearing
them.
Bree : Rex cries after he ejaculates.
Bree : So, uh, where will you be going?
Rex : I'll be staying at the Motor Lodge.
Bree : The hotel by the interstate has better rates,
and uh, it's closer to your work.
Rex : Fine.
Bree : I'm packing your swimsuit. There's a pool there,
and I know how swimming relaxes you.
Rex : When our kids ask where I am, what are you gonna
say?
Bree : Um, I could tell them that you went to tennis
camp. That was a joke.
Rex : Yeah. I got it.
Bree : There.
Obviously, if you've forgotten anything, you can, um,
come right back and get it.
Rex : Well, I'll call you.
Bree : Rex. In college, when we first started dating,
people were so jealous of us. We were the golden couple.
Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful
life. Why is this happening?
Rex : Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.
Susan : Hey!
Julie : Where are you going?
Susan : Just a sec...
Julie : Mom?
Susan : Don't worry, I'm not
packing heat !
Susan : Hey, Brandi. Could you scoot a little? Just,
scoot. Thank you. Hi.
Karl : What are you doing?
Susan : I'll be quick. Brandi, I'm sorry for the way I
treated you. It was
uncalled-for and childish and it
won't happen again. I have built up a lot of anger
towards you, both of you, and I realize now that I just
can't carry that around anymore, so, apology or no
apology, I'm moving on.
Brandi : Mrs Mayer!
Karl : Brandi. Brandi, get in the car.
Brandi : Mrs. Mayer...
Susan : Please. Call me Susan.
Brandi : I just wanted you to know what happened between
me and Karl, things got out of hand, because I thought
your marriage was over. Anyway, I just wanted you to
know I'm sorry. I really am.
Susan : Thank you.
Mary Alice Young : And though it came from an
unexpected source, Susan finally got the apology she
always wanted. |
