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Mary Alice Young : Susan awoke that night alone and
parched. And as
she gazed out her window, she saw the tall drink of
water she needed to quench her thirst.
Julie : Dear
Diary. Mike doesn't even know I'm alive.
Susan : Shut up.
Julie : If you want to date him, you're gonna have to
ask him out.
Susan : I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
Julie : How's that going?
Susan : Shouldn't you be making brownies for your
nerdy friends?
Julie : I can't find the measuring cup. Have you seen it?
Susan : The measuring cup?
Julie : Yeah.
Susan : Hmm. I, uh, well, it's gotta be here somewhere.
Just keep looking.
Carlos : I know you're awake.
Gabrielle : I know you're a jerk.
Carlos : Dinner with Tanaka ran long. I'm sorry.
Gabrielle : You know, Carlos, I didn't marry you so I
have dinner by myself 6 times a week. You know how bored
I was today. I came this close to actually cleaning the
house.
Carlos : Don't be that
way. I got you a gift.
Gabrielle : Nope. No, no, no, no. You're not gonna buy your way out of this
one.
Carlos : It's a good gift.
Gabrielle : Is that white gold?
Carlos : Yeah. Put it on. And then make love to me.
Gabrielle : Not in the mood. But, we could stay up and
talk.
Carlos : When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry,
there are many things he may want in return. For future
reference, conversation ain't one of them. Hey, that was
a joke.
Gabrielle : Yeah, right.
Carlos : What the hell is wrong with you?
Gabrielle : Let go of me.
Carlos : You've been acting like a nightmare for a month.
Gabrielle : Stop!
Carlos : What's wrong? I can't fix it unless you tell
me.
Gabrielle : It's not exciting anymore, Carlos.
Carlos : So what am I supposed to do?
Gabrielle : I dunno. Be the way you used to be. Surprise
me. Take my breath away.
Carlos : Okay. Okay!
Mike : Hey, Susan.
Susan : Mike!
Mike : What's wrong?
Susan : I didn't realize anybody was going to be out
here. I just sort of rolled out of bed.
Mike : I'm sure you look fine.
Mike : Bongo, Bongo, Bongo. No, no... Behave. Sorry. He
scares easy.
Susan : No, it, it, it's fine. I get it.
Mike : I didn't mean to disturb you. I'll see you later.
Susan : Did you want to have dinner with me?
Mike : Just the two of us?
Susan : Well, and Julie. Uh, it's a thing we do when
somebody new moves into the neighborhood, we invite them
over for a home-cooked meal. It's sort of a tradition.
Mike : I thought you said you were a lousy cook.
Susan : Well, I order
take-out.
Mike : Oh. You invite them over for home-cooking and you
give 'em takeout.
Susan : Yeah, it's, it's, uh, it's sort of a new
tradition. I'm
working out the kinks.
Mike : I'll tell you what. How 'bout I cook. And you guys
come over to my place?
Susan : Oh! Great.
Mike : Friday night at six?
Susan : I'll be there.
Mike : Alright.
Susan : Bye, Bongo. |
