Danielle : Why can't we have a normal soup?
Bree : Danielle, there is
nothing abnormal about basil puree.
Danielle : Just once, can we have a soup that people
all heard of, like French onion, or navy bean.
Bree : First of all, your father can't eat onions.
He's deathly allergic. And I won't even dignify your
navy bean suggestion. So, how's the osso buco?
Andrew : It's okay.
Bree : It's okay? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking
this meal. How do you think it makes me feel when you
say it's okay in that
Andrew : Who asked you to spend three hours on
Bree : Excuse me?
Andrew : Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, pops
open a can of pork and beans, and boom, they're eating.
Bree : You'd rather I serve pork and beans?
Danielle : Apologize now, I am begging you.
Andrew : I'm saying, do you always have to serve
cuisine? Can't we ever just have food?
Bree : Are you doing
Andrew : What?
Bree : Change in behavior is one of the warning signs
and you have been as fresh
as paint for the last six months. That
would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom.
Danielle : Trust me, that is not what he is doing.
Andrew : Shut up. Mom, I'm not the one with
here, right? You're the one who is acting like she's
mayor of Stepford.
Bree : Rex. Seeing that you're the head of this household,
I would really appreciate you saying something.
Rex : Pass the salt.
Mary Alice Young : Three days after my funeral,
Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful
Lynette : Tom, this is my fifth message and you still
haven't called me back. Well, you must be having a lot
of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine. Well,
guess what, the kids and I want to have some fun, too,
so unless you call me back by noon, we are getting on a
plane and joining you.
Boy : Mum.
Lynette : Not now, honey, Mommy's threatening Daddy.
No. Where are you brothers?
Natalie Kline : Lynette Scavo!
Lynette : Crap!
Hi, don't believe it!
Natalie Kline : Lynette! How long has it been?
Lynette : Years! How are you? How's the firm?
Natalie Kline : Good. Everyone misses you. We all say
that if you hadn't quit, you'd be running the place
by now. So, how's domestic
life? Don't you just love being a mom?
Mary Alice Young : And there it was. The question that
Lynette always dreaded.
Lynette : Well, to be honest...
Mary Alice Young : For those who asked it, only one
answer was acceptable. So Lynette responded as she
always did. She lied.
Lynette : It's the best job I've ever had.