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Ross : Come
here, Marcel. Sit here.
Rachel : Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you
yet. God, by my sixth date with Paolo, he had already
named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too
much?
Ross : Just a smidge.
Phoebe : David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's
very methodical.
Monica : I think it's romantic.
Phoebe : Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a
Gentleman?
Rachel : Yeah!
Phoebe : Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see
that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler,
and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the
time. You know, day and night, and night and day... and
special occasions...
Chandler : Wait a minute, wait, I see where this is
going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you.
You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Phoebe : No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?
Chandler : Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice.
Monica : What?!
Ross : C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!
Chandler : I snapped,
okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.
Monica : Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the
worst breakup in history!
Chandler : I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm
saying I snapped!
Joey : Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
Chandler : Too many jokes... must mock Joey!
Joey : Nice shoes, huh?
Chandler : Aah, y'killing me!
Monica : Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
Ross : Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
Monica : Do you always have to bring him here?
Ross : Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright?
We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has
to do with my working late. I said some things that I
didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Chandler : Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could
look in on
him for you.
Ross : Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make
sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and
you're not like doing it as a favor to me.
Chandler : Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
David : ...But, you can't actually test this theory,
because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near
powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
Phoebe : Okay, alright, I have a question, then.
David : Yuh.
Phoebe : Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
David : Uh, that's definitely a valid question. And,
uh, the answer would be yes. Yes I was. But, see, I
wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at
this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Phoebe : Sure.
David : Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more
phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a
place where it's just gotta be one of those things where
I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw
you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping
sorta fella.
Phoebe : Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping
sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...
trapped inside a physicist's body.
David : Rrrreally.
Phoebe : Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just
do it, just sweep and throw me.
David : ...Now? Now?
Phoebe : Oh yeah, right now.
David : Okay, okay, okay. Y'know what, this was just
really expensive. And I'll take- this was a gift.
Phoebe : Okay, now you're just kinda tidying.
David : Okay, what the hell, what the hell. You want
me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Phoebe : I can hop. |
