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Ross : Look, if
she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some
belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Phoebe : Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally
hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a
little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey,
and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we
say.
Chandler : I'd just like to say that I'm totally
behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to
butter your head.
Monica : Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Rachel : No, not even
close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my
family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
Monica : Rach, here's your mail.
Rachel : Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica : No, here's your mail.
Rachel : Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica : Would you just open it?
Rachel : Oh my God, oh, you guys are great.
Monica : We all chipped in.
Ross : We did?
Monica : You owe me 20 bucks.
Rachel : Thank you. Thank you so much!
Monica : Chandler, here you go, got your traditional
holiday feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled
cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
Rachel : Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're
havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it
with you on this holiday?
Chandler : All right, I'm nine years old.
Ross : Oh, I hate this story.
Chandler : We just finished this magnificent
Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part
vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the
moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting
divorced.
Rachel : Oh my God.
Chandler : Yes. Yes. Very difficult to enjoy a
Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it
in reverse.
Joey : Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
Girl : We did?
Joey : Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl,
right?
Girl : Yes?
Joey : I was the Aramis guy. Aramis? Aramis? Aramis?
Girl : Yeah, right.
Joey : I gotta tell you. You're the best in the
business.
Girl : Get out.
Joey : I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, you know when to
lay back.
Girl : Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Joey : Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you
wearing?
Girl : Nothing.
Joey : Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or
something?
Girl : Yeah. Oh.
Joey : What's wrong?
Girl : I just remembered, I have to do something.
Joey : Oh. What?
Girl : Um, leave.
Joey : Wait, wait, wait!
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