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Chandler : Hey, gorgeous.
Shelley : Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um-
Chandler : No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other
people have made the same mistake.
Shelley : Oh! Okay! Phew!
Chandler : So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Shelley : I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Chandler : ...Quality, right, great.
Shelley : Y'know, it's a shame,
because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Chandler : Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Shelley : What? He's cute!
Chandler : Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll.
Shelley : Is Brian...?
Chandler : No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with
someone, I'd like to think
you'd set me up with someone like him.
Shelley : Well, I think Brian's a little
out of your league.
Chandler : Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get
a Brian. Believe you me. I'm really not.
Ross : This one?
Aunt Lillian : No.
Ross : I have shown you every dress we have. Unless you want your mother to
spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy.
Aunt Lillian : You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong
one.
Mrs. Geller : You're right. We'll go with the
burgundy.
Ross : Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out.
Aunt Lillian : Wait! We need shoes!
Ross : Okay! Um, how about these?
Mrs. Geller : That's really a day shoe.
Ross : And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Aunt Lillian : Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
Ross : Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you
something in a silver that may work.
Aunt Lillian : No, it really should be burgundy.
Mrs. Geller : Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Ross : No! Nonono, wait. I may have something in the back.
Ross : Oh my God.
Mrs. Geller : Is everything all right, dear?
Ross : Yeah, just... just Nana stuff.
Ross : How we doing, you guys ready?
Monica : Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up.
Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Ross : Some days it's all I can think about.
Phoebe : Hi, I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
Rachel : Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Phoebe : What'd I say?
Rachel : Hm-m.
Monica : Are these the shoes?
Rachel : Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
Ross : What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here?
Joey : Morning. We ready to go?
Chandler : Well, don't we look nice all
dressed up? It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Monica : It was a really beautiful service.
Mrs. Geller : It really was. Oh, c'mere, sweetheart. Y'know, I think it might
be time for you to start using night cream.
Joey : What?
Chandler : Nothing, nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent
Mussberger.
Joey : Check it out, Giants-Cowboys.
Chandler : You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey : No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Chandler : You are a frightening, frightening man.
Rachel : Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Ross : Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
Phoebe : God, what a great day. What? Weather-wise!
Ross : I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's,
there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff-
All : God! Ross!
Ross : I'm fine. I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...
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